A U.S. C-17 Cargo Plane Loaded With 917 Afghani Refugees Bound For New York City is Diverted To Montreal, Canada

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 19 August 2021

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The 917 Afghani refugees were greeted at Trudeau Airport by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Canadian native Justin Bieber.

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris, in her capacity as the second most-powerful person in the country, has announced that she has diverted an Afghani C-17 cargo plane loaded with close to 1,000 refugees that was headed to the USA to Montreal, Canada.

She told the news media that the reason is because there were already four C-17’s loaded with refugees in a holding pattern over JFK Airport.

When asked if she had gotten permission from the Canadian government, she giggled, and replied that the United States government doesn’t need to get effen permission from anyone to do anything.

She was asked if she could possibly be diverting more refugee-laded planes to our neighbor to the north, and the vice-president did not miss a beat as she replied yes and that she would do it quicker than it takes a flea to burp.

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