WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has stated that the United States is more than likely going to invade the Taliban-held nation of Afghanistan.
She said that both President Biden and Vice-President Harris are as angry as a woodpecker with a sore pecker, at the fact that the blanket-wearing T-Boys, just waltzed in and within 75 minutes completely captured the entire sand-infested country.
One of the president’s top unofficial advisors, Robert DeNiro has remarked that he would be more than happy to lead a division of American troops into the camel-smelling country and drive the terrorist heathens all the way to Pakistan.
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