The Taliban Has Confiscated 3,000 Camels and They Have Put Them All on Craig’s List

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 August 2021

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These are some of the more than 3,000 camels that were rounded up by the Taliban Nim-Nimers.

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business Satire) – Reports out of the Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan republic say that Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has ordered that all Afghani camels be rounded up.

His troops, which he has christened the Nim-Nimers, managed to round up 3,103 camels; 1,601 one-humped, and 1,502 two-humped.

He remarked that they have all been put on the Mid-East's Craig List.

The Taliban military leader wants the world to know that he is trying very hard to get away from people thinking that the Taliban are the bad guys.

He pointed out that to most of the people in America, the Trumptard was a total womanizing shithead, who grabbed women by the vagalalabad, which is Afghani for pussy.

Nim-Nim went on to say that now no one even mentions the Trumpet except for Nancy Pelosi, Robert DeNiro, VP Harris, and hip hop singer Yo Yo Afro Woke, who has said publicly that DJT makes that GOP butt-ugly bitch Marjorie Taylor Green seem like a Boston nun.

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