MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo reports that she recently spoke with Trump's drug-loving son, Don "Dopey" Trump, and he informed her that his father is looking positively like shit. "Dopey" said his dad has lost 91%…
HOUSTON - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti says that a phenomenal 16-year-old freshman pitcher from Texas has just been signed by the world champion Houston Astros. Elroy "The Laser" Farragut, who pitches for The Sandy Koufax Hi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden is set to visit Mexico to explore purchasing a large amount of oil. Geologists have recently discovered new oil deposits in the states o…
WICHITA, Kansas - (Spoof News) - The state that is known for the best sorghum muffins in the country has announced that effective at 12:01 am tomorrow, the use of the word "Bitch" in the state's pole dancing lounges will not be allowed. The Kansas…
WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - President Biden was laughing as he told the White House Press Corps that he will be lending "Moby The Whale" (Trump) 75¢ toward his legal defense. POTUS did note that he wants to be repaid $3 (icluding interest).
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the Texas-based Whataburger franchise is having tremendous success with its new Whatburger food item, the WhataTamales. The new food item was developed in Laredo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Sen. Lindsay Graham, who is kind of on the Effeminate Side is now begging GOPers and GOPettes to donate money to the new "Keep Our Wonderful, Kind, Non-Pussy Grabber, Non-Nazi, Non-Tax Evader Trump From Going To Pris…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof Satire) - Reports filtering out of Trump's soon-to-be-ex-complex say that there is lots of quiet, subdued cheering by the working staff going on. One of the cooks said that every one of the MAL (Mar-a-Lago) employees say that t…
NEW ORLEANS - (Satire News) - Members of the New Orleans Police Department Vice Squad report arresting a Nawlins fortune teller for lying worse than Trump The Lying Pervert. A spokesperson for the NOPD explained that after getting dozens of compla…
LOCATION UNKNOWN - (Spoof Satire) - The FBI's Most Wanted Criminal, aka Trump The Chump, knows full-well that it is just a matter of time before he is arrested and his fat, cellulite-riddled ass in occupying Sing Sing Federal Prison. All throughou…
EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - Whataburger is the first fast food franchise to have a traveling food truck. The Whataburger truck is based in the Texas border town of Eagle Pass, which is right across the river from Piedras Negras, Mexico, wh…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton reports that she had a great time at "The 19th Annual Afro-Am Awards Show." The yearly event honoring black artists, bands, dancers, and stand up comedians was co-ho…
BURNT CORNBREAD, Alabama - (Spoof News) - Local residents are saying that they have not seen this bad of a cotton boll weevil attack since the late 1940s. One owner (Uriah Muffler), 77, of a large 900 acre cotton field just outside of Mobile, Alab…
LA BREA, California - (Spoof News) - A wildfire that was sparked by a bolt of lightning has already burned 600 acres and is fast approaching the world-famous La Brea Tar Pits, home to the world-renowned La Brea Tar Pits Diner. LA Channel 701 repor…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - An anonymous Mar-a-Lago employee has revealed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is so depressed and miserable that he has taken up smoking. The insider stated that the Orange Whale is smoking four packs of Marlboros e…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba has compiled a list of sports related tweets. A LIST OF TWEETS FROM THE WORLD OF SPORTS 1. I already miss playing football so damn much, that I may return and play for fr…
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Daily Drama reports that Russian President Vladimir Putin has had it with the "Orange Pervert." Putin texted the "Golfing Nazi" and told him in no uncertain terms that if he does not repay the personal loan within 48 ho…
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