WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden is set to visit Mexico to explore purchasing a large amount of oil.
Geologists have recently discovered new oil deposits in the states of Yucatan, Campeche, Hola, and Baja California, which are estimated to last for 613 years.
Accompanying the President on the trip will be actress, dancer, singer, and philanthropist Eva Longoria, Vice President Kamala Harris, and Biden advisor Robert DeNiro.
As a gesture of goodwill, President Biden plans to bring autographed photos of the MLB world champion Houston Astros, the NFL champion Kansas City Chiefs, and the NBA champion Golden State Warriors, as well as an autographed bikini swimsuit from singing sensation Selena Gomez.
Additionally, President Biden will invite Mexico's President Andres Manuel "Andy" Obrador to visit him in D.C., where they will attend a Washington Commanders vs. Dallas Cowboys game and an Eagles concert, which is President Obrador's favorite band, aside from The Sopapilla Muchachas Band from California.
