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Funny story: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Have Joined The Cast of The Very Popular Modern Day Western, "Yellowstone"

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Have Joined The Cast of The Very Popular Modern Day Western, "Yellowstone"

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - The Tinsel Town Celebrity News Agency has just informed the viewing public that two of the Kardashian sisters, Kim and Kourtney have agreed to join the cast of the very popular modern day western "Yellowstone," which stars…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Her Boyfriend Anson Mount, The Star of "Hell On Wheels" Purchase a Luxurious Villa In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Taylor Swift and Her Boyfriend Anson Mount, The Star of "Hell On Wheels" Purchase a Luxurious Villa In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that lovebirds Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and Anson "The Stud" Mount have just purchased a $3.7 million Spanish style villa in Mexico's resort paradise town of Cabo San Lucas. The Tay…

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Funny story: Canada Is Extremely Puzzled As To Why Thousands of Moose Are Leaving The Country and Settling in Alaska

Canada Is Extremely Puzzled As To Why Thousands of Moose Are Leaving The Country and Settling in Alaska

VANCOUVER, Canada - (Spoof News) - The Canadian government is puzzled as to why thousands of moose are leaving the country and heading up to Alaska. A spokesperson for the Canadian government, Lil Phaletto, 74, said that she thinks it may be becau…

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Funny story: An American Toy Company Will Soon Be Putting Out The New Mr. Potato Head (AKA Donald "The Liar" Trump)

An American Toy Company Will Soon Be Putting Out The New Mr. Potato Head (AKA Donald "The Liar" Trump)

CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The American Research Group has just announced that one of America's largest toy manufactures will be putting out a new version of the children's toy, "Mr. Potato Head." A spokesperson for the Hasbroken Toy Company stated…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Wyoming Will No Longer Hire Female Coal Miners

The Reason Why Wyoming Will No Longer Hire Female Coal Miners

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof News) - The state of Wyoming has voted to no longer hire females to be coal miners. The vote in the state senate was 73-27. One of the owners of the state's biggest coal mine stated that the reason for the "No Women C…

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Funny story: A List of The Meanest Terrorists in The Entire World

A List of The Meanest Terrorists in The Entire World

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The head writer for The Washington Window Tribune Newspaper, Woody Velcro has compiled a list of the meanest, brutal, savage, and ruthless terrorists in the entire world. Velcro wants to point out that this list is n…

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Funny story: A San Francisco Baker Has The Pinkest Muffins In The Entire Nation

A San Francisco Baker Has The Pinkest Muffins In The Entire Nation

SAN FRANCISCO - (Spoof News) - News Blues senior writer Velveeta Maracas recently interviewed one of the most popular bakers in San Francisco. Miss Maracas met with Diva Pizzazz at Frisco's famed Alcatrazian Lounge. The two, drank a pitcher of…

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Funny story: Scottish Authorities Apprehend Two Men Who Were Caught With Counterfeit Kilts In Their Possession

Scottish Authorities Apprehend Two Men Who Were Caught With Counterfeit Kilts In Their Possession

GLASGOW, Scotland - (World Satire) - The BBC reports that two men, whom they say are from the tiny village of Blimey Bay , Scotland, were taken into custody when local police found 191 counterfeit kilts in the trunk of their Cadillac Escalade SUV.

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Funny story: Since The Trumptard Was Indicted on 69 Felony Counts Stormy Daniels Happily Reveals That She Is Getting 137 Marriage Proposals Each Day

Since The Trumptard Was Indicted on 69 Felony Counts Stormy Daniels Happily Reveals That She Is Getting 137 Marriage Proposals Each Day

MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that she recently texted with Stormy "The Blonde Babe" Daniels. Fajita said that Stormy told her that she has never been happier for two reasons, (1) The damn…

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Funny story: President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage

President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage

MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…

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Funny story: Chicago Vows To Put a Stop To People Peeing In Lake Michigan

Chicago Vows To Put a Stop To People Peeing In Lake Michigan

CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reports that the Chicago City Council is extremely upset at the fact that Chicago residents and even some tourists have taken to urinating in Lake Michigan. Councilwoman Tiddly Jo Fruckster…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch

Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch

BROOKLYN, New York - (Spoof News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reports that ToxicTrump has been put on suicide watch Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he caught a glimpse of the haggard looking, 34-count indicted asshole and said t…

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Funny story: Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...

Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Spoof) - Reports out of Tampa Bay are that the recently retired NFL QB Tom "Terrific" Brady has dumped his extremely sexy Buccaneers girlfriend, and is now dating actress Reese Witherspoon, who has appeared in such movies…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That Every Inch of Her Hot, Sexy, Delicious Body Belongs To Her New Boyfriend

Kim Kardashian Says That Every Inch of Her Hot, Sexy, Delicious Body Belongs To Her New Boyfriend

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Kim Kardashian recently had drinks with Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle. The two gals had a bunch of papaya Margaritas along with some Macho Nachos at The Drunk Duck Lounge in West Hollywood. Chippy ask…

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Funny story: The White House Has Officially Placed 100% of The Blame For The Afghanistan Mess On The Trumpturd

The White House Has Officially Placed 100% of The Blame For The Afghanistan Mess On The Trumpturd

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Well in the "It's About Damn Time" department, the White House has officially and finally placed all of the blame for the Afghanistan mess on none other than the Orange Perverted Golfer, Donald J.E. Trump. The Sup…

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Funny story: Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls

Federal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls

MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers. The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito C…

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Funny story: Egypt Vows To Catch The Sahara Desert Sand Thieves

Egypt Vows To Catch The Sahara Desert Sand Thieves

CAIRO, Egypt - (Spoof News) - President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of the desert country of Egypt, has made it known that the Egyptian Military is in the process of ascertaining exactly who has been boldly stealing sand from the Sahara Desert. El Sisi s…

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