CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof News) - The state of Wyoming has voted to no longer hire females to be coal miners.
The vote in the state senate was 73-27.
One of the owners of the state's biggest coal mine stated that the reason for the "No Women Coal Miners" policy was due to the fact that women's perfume, deodorant, and feminine spray have a tendency when mixed with mine gas to trigger one hell of an explosion.
The women, who were working as miners were told that they could keep their jobs if they agreed to not use perfume, deodorant, or feminine spray.
A spokesperson for the Women Coal Miners of Wyoming (WCMW) said that women are women, and they want to be allowed to always smell pretty.
