WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Well in the "It's About Damn Time" department, the White House has officially and finally placed all of the blame for the Afghanistan mess on none other than the Orange Perverted Golfer, Donald J.E. Trump.
The Supreme Court has ruled that the war was totally Trump's fault because the asshole (their word) was too busy playing (or rather cheating at golf) when he should have been meeting with his chief of staff, his high ranking generals and his high ranking admirals.
But no, the old Nazi Cunt Grabber was too busy on the golf course trying to solicit business for his many private holdings.
Meanwhile the FBI has said that when all the illegal crap that Trump did comes out, he will be spending the next 87 years in Sing Sing Federal Prison.
