Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,” there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, Joe Biden's running mate in the 2020 election, raised eyebrows on Monday evening after she accidentally touted economic plans under a "Harris administration." "A Harris administration, together with Joe B…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Inexplicably, when Joe Biden called a woman a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier” at a campaign stop in New Hampshire in February, he may have not known the origin of this line. Biden’s spokesman said the line comes from a John Wayn…
CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The president was in the “Chicken Shit Capital of the World” holding yet another “Maskless Non-Self-Distancing” presidential campaign hate rally. Chicken Creek produces more chicken droppings than all of t…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Although a spokesperson for Joe Biden stands by his statement that Biden claims to be on first-name terms with God, he conceded that the old Obama sidekick was using a figure of speech when declaring that "God and I call each othe…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…
Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…
DOVER – The Biden campaign has taken a new approach in the presidential campaign. Citing news overload in recent years, he has promised a few days of slow news. “By our records, the last slow news day in the US was March 23, 2015. Between Covid, B…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen to Joe Biden sooner or later. No matter how fastidious he might be, if you have a penchant for sniffing hair, someday an alarming and somewhat disgusting thing will happen to you. After coming out of his baseme…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last-minute face-saving development, the handlers of Joe Biden demanded that Biden’s head be put into a hermetically-sealed bubble during the three scheduled debates. To preclude brain fermentation during the debate, Bid…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - In late breaking news, President Trump has all but admitted that he will lose the November presidential election. The New York Times is reporting that President Obama called up President Trump, and he told him th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last week during the virtual Democrat convention, Joe Biden received a backhanded endorsement from Bill Clinton, who was called upon to praise the moral virtues of the Democrat nominee for president. In a rare admission that he…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Beauty, like nastiness, is in the eyes of the beholder. But when you are faced with choosing one over the other, take beauty every time. Joe Biden made it absolutely clear that he would choose a woman to be his running mate. Hi…
Governor Janet Mills of Maine has now directed all restaurant personnel to wear dog cones upside down as further protection against the virus. According to the Governor's scientific advisors, breath directed upward moves particles skyward pronto i…
BILLINGSGATE POST: SIS-BOOM-BAH! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE.... WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE WHEN JOE BIDEN STICKS HIS NOSE IN KAMALA’s HAIR? It is noteworthy that this is the same sound heard when a sheep explodes. But what does an exploding sheep hav…
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