LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World Satire) - The Taliban president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, has issued a stern warning to the fucking terrorist groups that if they have any sense at all they will leave his country; and pronto, as they say in Costa R…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is happy to announce that they have just managed to capture one of the world's most infamous terrorist hit men, Saheed Fasha Shasta. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard stated that after receiving a tip from US in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…
After weeks of surveilling his own thoughts, Cody Owens of Nashville, Tennessee, came to suspect himself of terrorism – or at least of having markedly terrorist bent. “I’ve always been against unchecked surveillance,” said Owens, a self-described…
A Christmas tradition, watching Home Alone with loved ones has taken on a new lease of life, when it is watched as a film about a young sociopath terrorising some inept burglars. The sweet film, about young scamp Kevin MacAllister, left Home Alone…
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…
A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…
MANHATTAN, New York – (Satire News) – Acting on a tip from information guru Andy Cohen, the Internet has taken steps to shut down a website that is run by members of four of the world’s most notorious terrorist groups. The four groups include the…
GECKO GULCH, Lebanon – (Satire World) – The Terrorist organization known as Hezbollah, has decided to take the advice of a Portuguese consulting firm and change their name. Bipoli Yayamana, a spokesperson for the Lebanon-based group, said that the…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports that there were over two dozen Taliban terrorists in the Green Bay area first surfaced around Valentine’s Day. An article appeared in Afro Sheen Magazine stating that the Taliban terrorists are good a…
WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…
Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…
OTTAWA, Canada – (Satire News) – A reporter with the Chicago Wind newspaper reports that the individual who set fire to Ottawa’s Church of The Wandering Moose, was caught by parishioners and beaten all over his body with several collection plates.
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The FBI has reported that they have just captured the infamous Taliban director of covert external operations. FBI Agent Thurman W. Glassmaker, informed the news media that Abu Bak Fu Mufumi, 31, has been sailing under…
Those who accuse the left and progressives of not knowing or learning from history have at last been utterly refuted. Facebook’s recent invitation to its users to expose and inform on one another for alleged “extremist” views proves the point. Tak…
HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…
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