GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports that there were over two dozen Taliban terrorists in the Green Bay area first surfaced around Valentine’s Day.
An article appeared in Afro Sheen Magazine stating that the Taliban terrorists are good at blending in and disguising themselves as law-abiding Turks.
The Talibanners have even purchased Green Bay Packers season tickets and they have learned football cheers like “Go Pack,” “Defense! Defense! Defense,” and “Hey bros sack that friggin’ quarterback.”
The Taliban dudes also have adopted words and phrases that only Wisconsinites use like “Aw geez,” “Where's the bubbler,” "Ya der hay," and “Well ya look at the tits on that sexy ice skating honey girl.”
The article went on to say that the terrorist also pretend that they love eating cheese, in the form of grilled cheese sandwiches, Cheetos, cheese balls, and cheese enchiladas.