NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The singer/actress who is credited with single-handedly inventing the art of twerking is ecstatic that she has recorded an album of old time standard classic pirate songs with the star of the "Pirates of The Caribbean"…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The singer who put twerking on the musical map has just said that she will be throwing her tambourine into the race for Malibu Beach Police Chief. Miley Cyrus, who is currently dating hip hop artist Zombie Zulu Yo, to…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the breaking news story about Miley "The Twerker" Cyrus and Justin "Mr. Tattoo" Bieber engaging in a whimsical game of 'tonsil wrestling.' An ex-L.A. Laker girl, spotted the two "Yo…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus, aka the twerking princess, and the newly signed quarterback for the Detroit Lions, Colin Kaepernick, were caught tongue wrestling at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. The somewhat shy 34-year-old QB, and the 29…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of "Music Land" is that 29-year-old twerking songstress Miley Cyrus is flat out denying that she is pregnant with 70's singing icon Bob Dylan's baby. Miley talked to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer C…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) -The raspy voiced singer has just informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo that she has decided to retire at the amazingly young age of 29. Miley, who is noted for her skinny legs, masculine-like features, a…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – A Mar-a-Lago insider has informed the news media that DJT’s personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has told the 74-year-old private citizen that he needs to seriously cut back on his addiction to Big Mac Burgers.
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Miley Cyrus will turn 29, in November, and the popular raspy-voiced singer told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has really matured in just the past 14 months. She stressed that she is…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After much deliberating, the World Summer Olympic Committee has decided that twerking will no longer be an Olympic event beginning with the upcoming Summer Olympics. A spokesperson for the WSOC stated that the rea…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – In a time when genderism is becoming harder and harder to pinpoint, many individuals are now identifying as transgender, cisgender, third gender, fluid gender, and even fender gender. Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reports that…
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Celebrity Satire) - The former star of the TLC reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8”, is denying that he and singer Miley Cyrus are an item. Jon Gosselin, 43, ex-husband of Aerosmith’s Stephen Tyler’s ex-girlfriend, Kate G…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - According to several celebrity publications, pop icon Miley Cyrus ran away with the MTV Music Video Awards Show that was held in the Big Apple. Bam Bam Boom News reported that the former twerking queen hit it out of…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The former star of the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” remarked to Entertainment Tonight that she decided to watch the opening night of the Republican National Convention. The convention was sponsored in part by…
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Miley Cyrus recently told Don Lemon, on CNN, that, regarding her sexual preference, she had been all over the sexualalistic map. She added that she had been here, and there, and way over yonder. Lemon asked her t…
HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als…
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