LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The singer who put twerking on the musical map has just said that she will be throwing her tambourine into the race for Malibu Beach Police Chief.
Miley Cyrus, who is currently dating hip hop artist Zombie Zulu Yo, told Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, that she is tired of having thugs spill beer, wine, and tequila all over her 2023 lavender Lamborghini Conquistador.
Cyrus loves to brag that she has dated extremely popular singers such as Justin Bieber, Shawn Mendes, Bruno Mars, and the chewing tobacco-addicted drummer with Tarzan and The Tarzana Vineyard Vampires, Hanky Fiddatoli.
Miley was married for two years to movie star Liam Hemsworth, but she says that he divorced her skinny ass, because he was much prettier than her.
The daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is finalizing plans to be the opening act for The Rolling Stones, when they go on a 37-day, 33-city concert tour in November, starting in Kalamazoo, Michigan and finishing up in Ponchatoula, Louisiana.
SIDENOTE: Miley said that the name of the tour is "The Old Rolling Stones Kicking Up Some Peruvian Marching Dust."
