WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) -The raspy voiced singer has just informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo that she has decided to retire at the amazingly young age of 29.
Miley, who is noted for her skinny legs, masculine-like features, and for her non-existent tits stated that after having dozens of hits, she has just gotten to the point where her body is totally twerked out.
She giggled as she said that her mind wants to twerk but her skinny ass just wants to sit there and sunbathe in the nude.
Miley, who was born Destiny Hopeful Cyrus, is noted for having a string of hits including such catchy tuned ditties as "Party In The U.S.A." and the two follow-up hits, "Party Up In Canada" and "Party Down In Mexico."
Cyrus said that her farewell musical and twerking tour will begin in El Segundo, California and end down in Duck Dung, Alabama.
SIDENOTE: Miley told Yazoo that she hopes to take "American Idol" judge Katy Perry's place or else run against that skanky-looking slut Marjorie Taylor Greene.
