WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing.
Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls also accusing her of sexual improprieties, as well as recipe stealing, and copyright infringement.
Justin thanked her, and said that his wife, Hailey Baldwin-Bieber, has been his Plymouth Rock, and she has made him feel like an innocent pilgrim - but without the silly hat and blunderbuss.
Meanwhile, Bieber’s accuser has vanished from the face of the Earth. He said that he heard that she had gone to India to climb the Himalaya Mountains.
Miley told the Beebs that, if he needs her to, she will say that, during their time together as boyfriend and girlfriend, he never once cheated on her.
Cyrus paused, and added, "well except for that one time down in New Orleans, during Mardi Gras, with that sexy, gorgeous-looking tranny named Misty de Pisty."