Thinking that the Marvin Hamlisch song, Nobody Does It Better, was a homage written for him, Donald Trump decided to take charge of his own 2020 Republican Convention. What could go right? People immediately speculated whether Melania would pe…
Like Alexander Lukashenko, the dictator of Belarus, Donald Trump vows not to leave the White House if he loses the 2020 election. Trump’s thinking is, if he loses, that means the election was rigged. But if Trump wins, that means the election was not…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a display of chivalry not seen since he defeated Hillary in 2016, Donald Trump was photographed wearing a replica of the cheap, polyester pink pantsuit that Hillary wore when she electrified her adoring followers by doing the R…
Holy cow! Trump shakes up his campaign staff? Does this mean that Donald Trump still thinks he has a chance to win re-election? And all he has to do is to shake up his campaign staff? And then, Bingo! Four more rent-free years at the White House.
SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…
BILLINGSGATE POST: As a precaution, the Department of Justice issued a warning to the hooples watching over Epstein’s mole, Ghislaine Maxwell: No one wearing a pink pantsuit is to be allowed near Maxwell’s cell at Metropolitan Detention Center in Br…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton’s statue toppled by demonstrators. The Good: Hillary wasn’t riding a horse. The Bad: No one knew the difference. The Ugly: She was wearing a pink pantsuit. Outside Hillary Clinton’s mansion in Washington...
Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...
CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The 45th president has shown that he is exactly like so many bully types, who love to dish it out, but who cannot take it. Trump has literally wasted away most of his presidency, either by playing golf (which he sucks at, by the...
Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Regretfully, unless these limericks receive better placement in The Spoof, they will be last Lewinsky/Kaczynski limericks of the series. Writers of limericks have never been given their due. Even the Bard of Avon was dismissed as...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Dear Dr. Billingsgate, Ever since I lost the election to Donald Trump, my husband has not been himself. He complains about everything; stomach problems, not being able to focus, and most troublesome of all, during sex, he c...
As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.
One day out of 365 days. Wow! Who gets the other 364 days, or did women receive their one special day this year because there was one extra leap year day on February 29, 2020? Women were tossed a very stale breadcrumb, but they still don’t ha...
Today's rumors from news sources and Twitter indicate an insider to the Clinton Camp has candidly blown the whistle on upcoming Hillary maneuvers. “Here’s the deal that I think is going down. I think Hillary and Bloomberg have gotten together and...
Today, Ms. Pelosi has announced that impeaching Mr. Trump should be put aside, and the Democratic Party should return to problems of health care and income for ordinary people. Fitting nicely into this new scheme, is the proliferating rumor that M...
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