The Last Of The Limericks - Sayonara

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 8 April 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Regretfully, unless these limericks receive better placement in The Spoof, they will be last Lewinsky/Kaczynski limericks of the series. Writers of limericks have never been given their due. Even the Bard of Avon was dismissed as a second rate poet when he attempted to write using this abba rhyme form.

The Last Limericks:

Hillary, Slick Willy and Kaczynski
All knew the powers of Lewinsky
How she pouted and bartered
Till the cigar warmed her ardor
Easing the way for Willy to Slipinski.

Although not gay, straight or narrow
Willy was crooked to the marrow
So how was Ms. Lewinsky to know
That for Kaczynski's letters to blow
Someone had to say, "Sayonara”?

Slim: “Sayonara adds a nice ring to a final limerick.”

Dirty: Yo, Dude. I left my ring in the bathtub.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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