MIAMI – The young pop singing sensation, Ariana Grande, is proving that good things definitely do come in small packages. The pint-sized songstress has broken all kinds of music records, and truly stands out with her 4-octave vocal range, her 153…
MAGNOLIA, Delaware – The President’s middle son, Eric, was in Magnolia visiting his one and only high school girlfriend, who just gave birth to quintuplets. The President told Eric to make sure that he stops saying stupid stuff that the press will…
BANGOR, Maine – The President took a break from golfing to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremonies at a White Lives Matter-sponsored hotel. The name of the hotel is The King Trump Inn. POTUS wants everyone to know that he had nothing to do with the n…
ST. LOUIS – Newspapers are reporting that the gun-toting couple from St. Louis, who feared for their lives as protesters marched in front of their dreary, evil-looking, castle-like home, are reportedly still shaking. The woman, Patty “Cake” McClos…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mitch McConnell should have left politics years and years ago, while he still had the ability to reason in a sensible, non-racist way. He should have left when he told the iRumors News Agency that most Democrats can’t count to 7…
NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says that there is no need for any alarm at the fact that 72 players are going into quarantine, after testing positive for the Trumpapalooza pandemic virus. Goodell told the news media that the player…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – The black rap singer who has decided to run for the highest office in the land, has just told the political media that he has come up with a brand new fantastical, award-winning slogan. Many look at Kanye, as the black version of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…
NEW YORK CITY – The one Trump that all of the news media (except for Fox News, of course), says is the only Trump who does not lie, has dropped a humongous bombshell, with her tell-all book on the “Pied Piper of The Potomac”. Mary Trump says that,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – The state of Kentucky is famous for thoroughbred race horses, and now, for a thoroughbred ex-school teacher. Former girl’s P.E. teacher Rhonda F. Boxwinkle, is headed to the big house. And, no doubt, the rough and tumble Dixi…
DUBLIN, Ohio - LPGA Commissioner, Mike Whan, has said that golf balls will soon be flying, as he has approved the Ladies Professional Golfers Association season to officially begin. He stated that the organization will have several new policy chan…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn, he was greeted with a lot of raised eyebrows. Many of the reporters could be seen softly giggling, and one, CNN’s Jim Acosta, even pointed at Trump’s new gray-colored p…
OAKLAND, California – Many political and sports enthusiasts will agree that the city of Oakland probably has more protesters than any other city in the entire nation. In fact, the city council recently adopted a new city slogan: Come to Oakland, W…
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – The Red Lives Matter organization, which is one of the newest of the ‘Lives Matter’ groups, has just put out a directive to the Kansas City Chiefs organization. A spokeswoman for the group has demanded that Clark Knobel Hun…
BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…
NEW YORK CITY – Mary Trump has always felt that she had the uncle from hell. As a little girl, she saw that he was nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical, pompous jerk, who had more respect for Adolf Hitler than he had for women; including hi…
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