WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny Sports Story) – President Trump told a group of little leaguers from Mosquito Creek, Mississippi, that, if they’re nice, humble, honest, and never, ever tell a lie, then maybe someday, just maybe, they, too, may grow up to be…
BISON BUTT, Montana (Fake News) – The president traveled to Montana on Air Force One to play a round of golf with a very, very rich businessman who had donated $4 million to his re-election campaign. While shooting golf with M.F. Brewbergen, who i…
PORTLAND, Oregon (Fake News) – People all over the nation are saying that Trump’s latest ego-fit has shown that he doesn’t have a mother, or at least have any compassion for America’s mothers. When Trump was told that a group of 600 Portland Mom…
SEATTLE (Funny Sport News) – After several contests, and over 30,000 suggestions, the new National Hockey League expansion team has decided on a nickname. The owners of the NHL team said that it was a very difficult choice but they picked the Krak…
LOS ANGELES (Funny Story) – Kanye West stopped crying long enough to tell reporters, after his first rally, that the rally went fantastic. He noted that, every hour, he is picking up thousands and thousands of new supporters from as far away place…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News) – The Electoral College president has just announced that he has decided to cancel the RNC convention that was to have taken place in the pretty, hurricane-prone town of Jacksonville, Florida. POTUS said that the reaso…
MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…
PORTLAND – The governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland have stated that President Trump has gone completely nuts, and that he is going to start the Civil War he has been toying with for weeks now. The protesters are saying they want the gover…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source, who knows President and Mrs. Trump very well, has just made a prediction that could come true sometime in 2021. The source told Fox News that he or she truly believes Melania will divorce her husband, on gr…
LOS ANGELES – After years of denial, the Kardashian with the biggest booty has finally come down to earth. Kim confided to a close friend that Kanye’s latest out-of-control rant, at his first presidential campaign rally, could very well be the las…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…
NEW YORK CITY – Several former female employees at Fox News have hired high-profile attorneys, and are going to hammer the so-called “Fair & Balanced” news network. As many former viewers have pointed out, “Faux News” has never, ever been fair…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donnie Johnnie Trump says that it's time for him to put his bone-spur covered foot down, and show the anti-Electoral College protesters in Portland that he is the boss of them. He told Fox News that the peaceful protes…
LOS ANGELES – Kate Gosselin, the star of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” and “Kate Plus 8”, has finally commented on her affair with Steven Tyler. Kate said that she has really been feeling bad lately due to self-isolating, and sheltering-in-place, because…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump had a one-on-one meeting with his top ass-kisser, Stephen Miller. And, out of the blue, he told Milly that, if he wasn’t married to Melania, he would date his daughter, Ivanka, if she wasn’t his daughter, of cou…
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – Kanye West, the man who may have a bigger ego than Donald Trump, kicked off his journey to the White House, at the Deep In The Heart of Dixie Convention Center. Kim Kardashian, Kanye’s wife, estimated that there were a…
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