Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg faced ridicule yesterday when he was unable to pose for a photoshoot with a Kalashnikov AK47 assault rifle due to his inability to lift the weapon from the table. Rees-Mogg, dressed in a John Bull un…
Frustrated by losing the battle with Ukraine, the little guy has threatened to go nuclear. Somebody give Putin a bowl of prunes. He bit off more than he could chew, and his thinking is frozen in the old Soviet Union days. Ukraine is not a cream p…
The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…
While the US can not send boots on the ground into Ukraine, it is sending $250 million in rocket and missile defense weaponry. The rest of the world is sending prayers. There are protestors from Taiwan to Time Square. Even Russian citizens are pr…
Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…
President Vladimir Putin’s recent decision to force himself on Ukraine may in part be due to a rumored case of impotence. Western intelligence officials have speculated that as a way to compensate for his debilitating condition Putin has thrust his c…
The Freedom Truck Convoy is no longer a sissy, thumb-sucking group blocking roads in Canada and the United States protesting the Covid pandemic measures. Instead, calling themselves Free Ukraine Truck Drivers, they are mobilizing and driving their bi…
Former football hooligan, alleged hard man, and Eastenders actor Danny Dyer said Russia's invasion of Ukraine marked a "deep rupture in Europe's history following the end of the Cold War'' and he's having "none of this bollocks". Russian missiles…
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a cargo plane has just left the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv headed for Palm Beach, Florida, which is where the Trumps live. VPNA senior writer Tapioca Swizzle stated that when Dona…
According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
As Russian tanks roll into Ukraine, fingers are being pointed. But fingers are not guns and NATO is reluctant to send troops to defend. So it has been left to Western countries to try to persuade the Russians to stop the madness by cutting funding to…
Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…
Vladimir Putin, all 5’5” of him, blames Ukraine for the escalation at the Ukrainian border. That’s like blaming a swimmer for getting killed by a shark. Or the pot is calling the sink black. And the sun saying the moon is hot. Putin seems to forge…
Top officials around the globe have been keeping a close eye on the events that have been transpiring around Ukraine. Highly sought-after information has just leaked through The United Nations Security Council on War and Peace. This report wi…
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…
Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…
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