WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The United States Attorney General Merrick Garland, has just informed the news media that the US government has filed an $87.3 million lawsuit against Donald Jonathan Trump, the most evil, hateful, racist individual…
Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…
DEL RIO, Texas – (Satire News) – Scandal Today’s Cheyenne Patio witnessed with her very own eyes cruelty against immigrants that is reminiscent of the terroristic reign of Donald John “The Con” Trump. While close to 21,000 Haitians huddled underne…
France is upset or tres ticked. They’ve recalled their ambassadors to the US and Australia. Humph! Take that! The Camembert is flying all over the place, landing as far away as the US and Australia. France even sent a 5.9 magnitude tremor to Austr…
Nicki Minaj is no stranger to feuds and publicity, but she courted her biggest controversy yet when she explained her refusal to get vaccinated with the following anecdote: “My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine ‘cuz his friend got it & be…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter, Abby Yukon, is reporting that she interviewed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who told her that VP Harris has just received permission to introduce a new governmental mandating feature…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just signed what insiders are saying is without a doubt his most favorite PEO since taking office. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the site for the brand new…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Chances are, if you see Joe Biden wear a sheepish grin, there must be a story behind it. Well, there just might be. Much has been written about why men turn to sheep for affection while undergoing stress. In fact, Geoffrey Chauc…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it is finally official, the president of the United States has officially condemned Donald Trump’s Dixie Complex. Boom Boom News said that the Trumptard is fit-to-be-tied and is threatening to talk to his BF…
New Orleans - Fox News and former President Donald Trump attacked current President Biden and the Democrats for not preventing Hurricane Ida from coming ashore in Louisiana near New Orleans, causing extensive damage and power outages. Trump, who h…
The situation in Afghanistan is a mess. Joe Biden spoke the truth about getting U.S. troops out of a twenty-year war on the other side of the world. But, unfortunately there appeared to be no planning for the U.S. exit. Biden's dog Major might have b…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many close friends of the Trump family have said off-the-record that Donald’s niece Mary Trump is the only member of the family who isn’t an arrogant, sarcastic, hateful, racist piece-of-crap. Mary Trump, who is…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Just when Jimmy Carter believed he was a mortal lock for the coveted WOAT (Worst Of All Time) American President, Joe Biden raised the stakes by enabling the Afghan airport evacuation debacle in Kabul this week. Jimmy Carter is…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has stated that the United States is more than likely going to invade the Taliban-held nation of Afghanistan. She said that both President Biden and Vice-President Harris are…
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