WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the president has made good on his promise to protect the island of Japan. POTUS has sent some strong messages to Chinese President Xi Jinping an…
Melania Trump (remember her?) put out a semi coherent press release today, saying that Joe Biden has stolen her famous catch phrase. Just when the world had assumed that she had been killed, after her usefulness as a first lady robot had worn off,…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World News) - Word coming out of the Taliban capital is that the new government is extremely concerned about the camel shortage which has hit the nation. Afghanistan's national news agency, the Two-Humped Camel News Agency, f…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki proudly announced that President Biden has agreed to let the highly prestigious Scotland Yard open up an office in the nation’s capital. Ms. Psaki stated that in the interest…
What is Biden’s $3 trillion Infrastructure Bill? Who cares? Sounds boring, go away, snooze time. For starters, think of the Golden Gate bridge splitting in half and cars falling into the waters. Got your attention? Do you drive across bridges o…
A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden announced today his plan to build a new shipping canal or moat that would connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean. With that, the thirty foot wall that President Trump started would be abandoned forever, m…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden recently said that the governor of Texas is one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, cruel, messed up pieces-of-shit that he has ever seen; including the pathetic likes of Trump, Hannity, Gaetz, and Gutf…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has stated that POTUS has been texting with Afghanistan’s newly self-appointed President Abu Taboo Fashu, on a daily basis. She noted that the two have developed a close rel…
Suddenly emerging, and revealed here through diligent investigative work, a split personality disorder in National Health Advisor, Mr. Fauci, has startled some observers. Others find the two personas "entirely consistent." Depicted above, Mr. Fauc…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that will air this Sunday, President Biden admits that, prior to the election this past November, he underwent a cryogenic treatment to preserve the few remaining cells in his brain. When asked by George Staphylo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that tensions in the Middle East are getting hotter than a prostitute with Icy Hot on her nether region. Word filtering out of Sand Land, is that Egypt is getting ready to launc…
D.C - Prez Biden suspended the horses that were involved in the Great Western rodeo roundup of Haitian migrants trying to cross the Texas border last week. Officially, it was the 'use of horses' at the border that got suspended, after viral vide…
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