A whistleblower from Haifa, Israel, has stated that the Mossad has been putting an additive in the water supply of Palestinians in order to make women infertile and to stop the birth of more Palestinian babies. Well, no shit, this is a surprise?…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree, sister of comedian Zydeco Dupre, reports that the "Fly Over State" of Iowa has just voted to ban pornography in the state's bars, hotels, fast food chains, schools, and nail salon…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Kardashian sisters are without a doubt the richest sisters in the entire nation, and according to Rich Gals Monthly Illustrated, the world. They have been described as the Female Midas Touch Bitches by Bedroom Pillo…
HOLLYWOOD - (Movie Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin has just informed her readers that the nation's top female porn star Pretzel Garibaldi has just signed to star in the X-rated sex movie "Sex Sells!" Al Pacino will co-s…
HOLLYWOOD - (Porn News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle interviewed the nation's number one porn star, Pretzel Garibaldi, at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Miss Chipotle noted that Pretz, as she is called by her relatives and landsca…
RICHMOND, Virginia - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just announced that Sen. Michelle Kettlewood (D-Appomattox), who voted against banning porn in the state of Virginia has now made news. Sen. Kettlewood, 48, who every male senator…
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin, has said that a singer that she has known for many singers, Britney Spears, has a very interesting fetish habit. Miss Spears, told Tahiti that just in the past thr…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pretzel Garibaldi has become the number one porn star in America. And the stunningly sexy, and gorgeously beautiful actress just keeps on getting more and more popular, and not just with the viewing porn public, whi…
During the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago, the 16-year-old son of Trump, Barron (not to be confused with Donald’s fake passport name), had a few things to hide, but only some of it unexpected. What would anyone find in the bedroom of any 16-year-old boy…
Stormy Daniels says she’ll sleep with whoever is the next president, even if he’s already married. If it’s a woman prez? Not a problem, Stormy has done tons of lesbian porn, and loves it all! She wants to be First Lady. Stormy said, in an intervie…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has just broken the story that one of the nation's top porn actreses, Pretzel Garibaldi will be appearing in a new X-rated adult film titled, "The Unknown Sexy Secret Side of Melania Trump." The film…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - According to The New York Sunshine Observer, Donald Trump's stupid son, "Goofy" Eric is really upset that the raiding FBI agents and the raiding Green Beret soldiers took his collection of 617 pornographic magazines, whic…
Being one of the most strict Muslim countries on the planet (but they won against America! One extremism defeated another!), the decadence of the West is highly frowned upon in Afghanistan (that’s putting it mildly). But since the unit of currency…
Following the news about a British MP leaving Parliament due to confusing pornography with tractors, interest in the farm-based vehicle has tripled. Now known as doing a Parrish tens of people have been googling 'Tractor Porn' in an attempt to enl…
Chutney on the Fritz's man about town Brian Asshat has a special lifelong interest in tractors, as his search history proves, but he is now worried, that following Porn gate in Westminster, he may be viewed differently. 'Yes it was rather shocking…
MP Neil Parish has decided to step down after twice watching porn in Parliament while waiting to vote. Though it isn’t know which porn sites he was watching, a mole in government told this reporter, “We’ve heard he likes Puerto Rican girls with bi…
Young singer Billie Eilish revealed that her brain was “destroyed” by pornography by the time she reached fourteen years of age. Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the pop star said she began watching sex videos when she was eleven and quickly became…
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