Following the news about a British MP leaving Parliament due to confusing pornography with tractors, interest in the farm-based vehicle has tripled.
Now known as doing a Parrish tens of people have been googling 'Tractor Porn' in an attempt to enliven a moribund bank holiday weekend.
Teenager Thomas Johnson said 'I googled it, but it did nothing for me, but then I am only 16. A vehicle with a massive wheel is probably only interesting to a man older than my dad'.
Thomas's dad Gary was heard to shout 'Honestly, Thomas, the sooner you ask Sarah out the happier we will be. I mean, you have been banging on about her for years now.'
