Funny story: Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Malevolent Mascot Maraurdes Mongolian Metropolis

Disturbing images are filtering in through the Mongolian social media site, DuckSoup.web Witnesses in one of Ulan Baator's biggest McDonald's "restaurants" have attested to seeing an 8 foot mascot dressed in the Sino-friendly version of Ronald McD...
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Funny story: Sting has sex with himself for three days. Is very satisfied.

Sting has sex with himself for three days. Is very satisfied.

News has reached us here at the Spoof that the diminutive Geordie singing legend Sting has split from his wife Trudie Styler. Apparently she had finally lost patience with him being unable to have a conversation without mentioning his work and how ge...
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Funny story: How not to crack America

How not to crack America

Cheryl Cole didn't make it in America because even though she is fit, she is an unintelligible Geordie div. Robbie Williams was too fat, fair enough. Even British success story Tesco's flopped in America (although they should have known better than t...
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Funny story: Republican Contract on America 2014

Republican Contract on America 2014

WASHINGTON, D.C.--As Obstructionist Members of the House of Representatives and as citizens seeking to join that august body, we propose not just to change its policies, but even more important, to restore the bonds of trust between the well-paid lo...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Global Warming Forever

Stranger Than Truth: Global Warming Forever

The Stranger Than Truth crew recently went south to cover what may be the biggest story of the century... In the small community of Holegrunt, North Carolina, a storm is rising to both clear the air and make sweating a national pastime once again. It stands upon foundations that existed for decades and perfectly suits the desires of those indoctrinated to the theory Global Warming. "Summer h...
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Funny story: Romans Return To Modern Day Britain

Romans Return To Modern Day Britain

Shock and awe abounded today as the Romans returned to reclaim what they proclaim is rightfully theirs. They might have come from a portal or out of a test tube or something in a mad scientists lab but they are here and you should be scared! All of m...
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Funny story: Virus on the loose!

Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...
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Funny story: Howard Hughes Secret Revealed

Howard Hughes Secret Revealed

It has been revealed today that renowned business magnate, investor, aviator, aerospace engineer, film maker, philanthropist and even world record holder Howard Hughes actually came out in 1973 but no one noticed at the time. He was probably the most...
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Funny story: UK soccer gossip columns convinced Man United are signing 5000 new players!

UK soccer gossip columns convinced Man United are signing 5000 new players!

Man United's new manager, Louis van Gaal, is signing 5000 new players according to the gossip columns in the UK tabloids. After United's demise last season every single newspaper is offering King Louis advice on who to buy and the list has reached...
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Funny story: All-Saints Employees Causing Relationship Issues

All-Saints Employees Causing Relationship Issues

New research has revealed the biggest reason for couples arguing during shopping are the over-flirtatious employees of All-Saints. Up until recently it was the total time spent shopping, impulse purchases, or the total amount spent that would mos...
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Funny story: Minogue sisters charged with attempted bribery of disabled person

Minogue sisters charged with attempted bribery of disabled person

Kylie Minogue has reportedly made a statement about the attempted bribery of a disabled person last week. It is reported that Miss Minogue, who is 46 years of age, was at a book signing at a local mall when a mobility scooter with police equipment...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Los Angeles, CA - Some people don't know when to shut up. Such is the case with actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mouth has gotten her in hot water with critics again and, this time, drastic measures have been taken to prevent further asinine comments...
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Funny story: Santa Barbara Killer's Motive Baffles Eggheads, Know-It-All Professors

Santa Barbara Killer's Motive Baffles Eggheads, Know-It-All Professors

Santa Barbara, CA - As the country tries to make sense of the recent tragedy in California, the nation's elite are always quick to point out the answers to those of us who aren't nearly as smart as they are. Elliott Rodger killed six people la...
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Funny story: Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...
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