Funny story: Ken Hamm to Teach a Geology Class at Bob Jones University

Ken Hamm to Teach a Geology Class at Bob Jones University

GREENVILLE, SC--Dr. Stephen Jones, president of Bob Jones University, announced today that the controversial college (which only allowed interracial dating beginning in 2000), would now enter the nineteenth century and allow the teaching of Geology a...
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Funny story: Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Science's goal is to create reasonable explanations (theories) to describe reality - theories that rely, not on feelings or passions, but on evidence. Yet substantial portions of the American people reject scientific conclusions. In the fields of p...
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Funny story: Crack Dealers To Give Away Rest of Stock and Go On Unemployment

Crack Dealers To Give Away Rest of Stock and Go On Unemployment

Crack dealers have probably been hit hardest in the recent recession. That, and the proliferation of cheap pharmaceuticals on the Internet. "We can't give this stuff away anymore. People just aren't into smoking crack anymore. Why go to all the...
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Funny story: Tybee Judge Overturns Monoply Board

Tybee Judge Overturns Monoply Board

A Tybee Judge has overtunred his families monopoly board Monday, effectively ending a night of wholesome family fun. The judge, Steven Scheer, has never overturned anything before in his life - which makes the incident even more remarkable. T...
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Funny story: Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions. "I realized the essence of the problem...
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Funny story: Study shows Men secretly Resent Women's Phatness

Study shows Men secretly Resent Women's Phatness

Dateline: NEW YORK--Islamic states are infamous in the West for forcing women to wear burqas, since those outer garments obscure the shape of women's bodies and are thus odious from a feminist standpoint. Defenders of the sexist laws typically resort...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Georgia - Neighboring towns are growing increasingly worried about Tybee Island - after not hearing from the dufus invested beach town for 72 hours. "Tybee Island tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned resident of Savannah said, "but two d...
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Funny story: Latest Eco-friendly Car the Yabbadabba Not So Friendly To Drivers

Latest Eco-friendly Car the Yabbadabba Not So Friendly To Drivers

Detroitstone - The latest entry into the 'green' or 'eco-friendly' automobile market is proving to be not so friendly to drivers. The Yabbadabba is the first vehicle introduced by Granitestone Motors. Granitestone was founded and primarily funded by...
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Funny story: Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Things are hotting up in a South Florida offices' 'death pool' after new member of staff, Kevin Ball wagered $200 on former Golden Girl Betty White to pip current favorites Joan Rivers and Larry King to the grave. "I feel good about Betty's prosp...
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Funny story: Right On Your Money

Right On Your Money

A young mum in East London is on the verge of losing "several thousand pounds" that had been pushed through her door on Christmas Eve. It was a surprise because normally in that area of London it's dog shit rather than twenty pound notes. The lady (w...
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Funny story: Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Clinical psychologists, looking into increasingly widespread dysfunction in the United States Congress, are suggesting an addendum to the DSM (Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to describe what they are calling Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder. As an example, they cite Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Cal.) who, in response to a report of moderate job increases in the previous q...
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Funny story: Obama Reviews Death Penalty

Obama Reviews Death Penalty

Back and to the Lefts News understands that Barack Obama has ordered a review into execution practices within the US prison system. An unnamed state has applied for permission to change it's execution technique from lethal injection to "Dropping The...
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Funny story: New York Musician dies

New York Musician dies

This week, unique and influential musician Art Johnson has died outside his home in New York at the age of 53. The circumstances surrounding his death are still unclear, but it appears that he choked to death on a parking ticket which he refused to pay. He was eating it in protest when he met his tragic end. Johnson was always wary of authority. He first came to prominence in the music bars of...
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Funny story: 1D Avoid Million Pound Claim From Fan's Mother!

1D Avoid Million Pound Claim From Fan's Mother!

The boy-band One Direction have avoided a multimillion pound claim put against them because of the effectiveness of their wet-floor 'sign guys.' Thousands of One Direction fans packed into the 02 Arena last night, during which a 14-year-old girl w...
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Funny story: Fat People On Tories Hit List

Fat People On Tories Hit List

Companies such as Jacamo and Simply Be are being forced by the government to cover their products in deodorants that smell of sweat, urine and untreated diabetic infections to ensure the public's perception of fat people doesn't change. With those...
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Funny story: Curling Coverage Has Led To Russian Employment Increase In The UK

Curling Coverage Has Led To Russian Employment Increase In The UK

The employment of Russian females in the UK has spiked drastically over the past 2 months due to the BBC's extensive coverage of the Winter Olympics and the overall attractiveness of the women's Russian curling team. According to various sources...
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Funny story: Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...
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