There were 685 spoof news stories published in April 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...
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Funny story: NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation

NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation

LOS ANGELES-NBC announced Monday that it is ordering six episodes of a new sitcom "Kim!" based on the crazy antics of a comedic North Korean leader. The show, filmed before a live studio audience, will star former Seinfeld star Jason Alexander in...
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Funny story: Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Describing it as 'bound to happen sooner or later' male dog walkers acknowledged Saturday that they shall all, at some point or another, discover a murder victim buried deep in the woods where they walk their dogs. Dog owners of all ages across th...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

As the lift doors slide open in the lobby of a London hotel, a short, comical looking figure steps incongruously into a Mêlée of designer-suited businessmen, shakers and movers, deal-makers and well, generally important people. Head down and weari...
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Funny story: Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

A new report published this week by the National Transportation Safety Board has advised motorcyclists that sending text messages while riding their bikes "is probably pretty dangerous" and "really should be discouraged." While it is illegal to...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Authorities believe that a Tybee Island man may have been responsible for the 5 minute outage that saw the World Wide Web shutdown and the internet broken across the globe. TJ Malone, a retired factory worker, who has been a resident of the backwa...
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Funny story: David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

After completing a distinguished career as Manchester United manager spanning nearly 10 months, former Everton and Preston North End manager David Moyes was re-released into his native Scottish highland habitat yesterday. Walking northward towar...
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Funny story: Man Shot 25 Times By Police Shot Again - During Autopsy

Man Shot 25 Times By Police Shot Again - During Autopsy

Tybee Island police officers who shot an unarmed jaywalker 25 times during an altercation in 2013, shot the offender one more time, just to make sure - during his autopsy. Tybee Police Chief T.R. Igger said "It was for the safety of my officers,"...
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Funny story: Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...
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Funny story: 85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85-year-old comedienne Joan Rivers has apologized for making a pretty funny joke on the "Today" show Tuesday in which she compared living arrangements with her daughter to the ordeal of three women held captive for a decade by Ariel Castro. The jo...
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Funny story: Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
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Funny story: Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

A Florida man is desperately trying to reunite a cat he found on the busy US1 and SE 17th interchange in Fort Lauderdale with it's owner. Brian Chong, 37, has told friends, family and gathered reporters that he will not be thwarted in his attempts...
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Funny story: Internet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick

Internet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick

Well known internet troll Cyber Bitch, who regularly posts anonymous book reviews, product reviews and makes other comments on items she has never purchased; let alone used, has told friends she is definitely not mentally ill. Despite being uninfo...
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Funny story: Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

17 Year old Haley Coombes was pleased with her new tattoo which she had inked permanently onto her shoulder yesterday; courtesy of Davy's Tattoo Parlour in Jacksonville, Florida. Haley chose the tattoo herself; A Chinese symbol which store owner D...
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Funny story: Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time

Stranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time

In this edition Stranger Than Truth, we go to Dinerton, New Mexico, where there is a reality that many never get to experience, from a time now since long gone... a place that lives in a different era and views the world around it with extreme disdain. Nathan Betman, Mayor of Dinerton, introduced us to it this way, "Civilization has gone to hell in nearly every aspect. People have now become mo...
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Funny story: Man Desperately Trying To Find Any Movie That Does Not Feature Danny Trejo

Man Desperately Trying To Find Any Movie That Does Not Feature Danny Trejo

Despite spending over two hours browsing through Netflix a Florida man has still yet to find a movie that he hasn't seen that doesn't feature, or star Danny Trejo. Trejo, 69, American born but of Mexican descent and second cousin of producer/direc...
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Funny story: Book Review - Henry V by William Shakespeare

Book Review - Henry V by William Shakespeare

Just who is the secretive Henry V...what does the V stand for? Viktor, Vaughn, Vincent or even Vanessa? No, seriously, I know that V means 5 in French or some other 'silly' language. So, my real question about this book is...what happened to parts 1,2,3 and 4 of this series....and will there be a sixth installment? I wish writers would not start a series of books with the fifth one....s...
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Funny story: Lego Couple Seperate

Lego Couple Seperate

A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...
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Funny story: Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Awed by her boundless imagination, characterizations and writing skills, as well as her unique technique Helen Schwartz hailed the self-published novel written by her friend Carol Hill as "Utterly Fantastic". "Carols's stuff is completely mind-blo...
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Funny story: Book Review - Yoga For Dummies

Book Review - Yoga For Dummies

Where oh where do I start with this review? First of all I think the writer of this book is obviously "having a laugh" at our, the readers - expense. Secondly, who on earth would buy this book? I did. I own a clothes shop, we sell suits, nice suits, but sales have been down, I didn't know if it was due to our opening hours (2.00 am - 4.00 am - Wednesdays only), my sales staff (a mute...
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Funny story: The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

New Zealand's top children's music group The Wuggles have once again found themselves in legal trouble Monday, when they and several members of their extensive entourage were arrested for allegedly destroying a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas Hotel.
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Disappointed After Meeting Fan

Justin Bieber Disappointed After Meeting Fan

Miami- Canadian Pop Star, Justin Bieber who on Tuesday finally met longtime fan Fabiola Nunesdelatorre, 58, found the encounter anticlimactic, the award winning and multi million selling singer said. "I don't know, from her fan mail, e-mails,...
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Funny story: Book Review - Noah's Ark by God

Book Review - Noah's Ark by God

This book bears no resemblance to the movie starring Australian actor Russell Crowe! That said, I would be interested if Crowe, in his role as Noah, wanted to make room on his Ark for kangaroos, wallabies and Koala bears; as I saw none board the ark in the movie. As an Australian he should really have insisted. Also, and this is just an observation, did he get a massive discount at Petsm...
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Funny story: Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...
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Funny story: Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man

Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Tybee Island is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship wi...
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Funny story: President Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks

President Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that things are getting a little hot in Southeast Asia. The White House Press Corps was told that North Korea has vowed to attack Vietnam if one of its missiles is shot down by a Vietnamese mis...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Headed To Camp David

Barack Obama Headed To Camp David

US President Barack Obama is said to be on his way to Camp David for an emergency haircut. The President woke Secret Service Agents this morning, complaining that he "needed a haircut - right now!" and screamed "Get Air Force 1 - I am going to Cam...
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Funny story: Russian Navy Steal Isle of Man

Russian Navy Steal Isle of Man

The Government is holding emergency talks with Russia after the Russian navy stole the Isle of Man and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Russian coast in an attempt to catapult the UK into the Ukraine/Russian war. The daring raid took place l...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
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Funny story: Two And A Half Men To Tour

Two And A Half Men To Tour

Great news for fans of comedy - Two And A Half Men is hitting the road and will be appearing on stage in a city near you soon! The show, starring Bob Jones, Steve Smith and limbless Gordon Harvey features the antics of three brothers, two able bod...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

NEW YORK CITY - Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy has just about received more publicity than some of the cattleman of the Old West including John Chisum, Charles Goodnight, and Richard King, owner of the one million acre King Ranch in south Texas.
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Funny story: Book Review - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

Book Review - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

I have read many reviews of this book and of course, it is a classic, therefore I won't bore you with my review. That said..... I felt it a little presumptuous of the author to call his book "Great" before it was even published; after considerable research I discovered that the original title of this book was just "The Gatsby" and 'Great' was added by Miss Fitzgerald - just to sell her boo...
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Funny story: NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

NHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety

Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...
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Funny story: Amish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest

Amish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest

A midnight screening of the 1985 American thriller film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis; Witness, has ignited scenes of violence and rioting throughout the Amish community across the United States. The movie, w...
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Funny story: Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Consumer advocate and 2 time Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader, has sent a letter spoofing the University if Michigan's choice for Commencement Speaker. The AP has a copy of it and we make it available here. Dear Kelly Cunningham: I see that you are the Director of Public Affairs at The University of Michigan whose areas of responsibility are major initiatives, legal and reputational i...
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Funny story: Florida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo

Florida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Grandmother of six Betsie Hallmark 75, expressed utter shock Tuesday when her neighbors 34 year old daughter dropped by to return a long since borrowed plate. "I can't believe that Annie Grassmire would let her daughter h...
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Funny story: Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them. In another case of food poisoning and sic...
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Funny story: Editors Deny Spoof News Articles Sponsorship Deal

Editors Deny Spoof News Articles Sponsorship Deal

Editors of several spoof and satire news websites have angrily denied that they have "sold out" and will now allow corporate sponsorship of articles and submissions. One editor, sipping a refreshing diet coke, which is low in calories yet still re...
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Funny story: Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed across the USA. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying i...
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Funny story: Tybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind

Tybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind

A Tybee Island father who tried to lecture his son on the dangers of 'selfies', after learning his son had posted about them on Facebook has made a complete fool of himself. Kevin Weller, 47, told his 15 year old son, Bobby, that not only were 's...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat! C...
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Funny story: Fonzie Scheme Busted

Fonzie Scheme Busted

A Californian man has been arrested in what police are calling the largest Fonzie Scheme uncovered for several years. The scam, which involved investors contributing money for the purchase and mass shipping of white T-shirts and leather jackets ar...
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Funny story: Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...
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Funny story: Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
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Funny story: Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...
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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...
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Funny story: Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

A Tybee Island man has been given the all clear by the District Attorney to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Americans to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
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Funny story: Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

90 Year old Mary Hall, according to friends and family, would have just loved the funeral arranged by her sons; which by all accounts was a sombre yet tasteful funeral, attended by more than 300 mourners from across the country. The only downside,...
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Funny story: West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

The Ebola virus that has killed scores of people in Guinea has one Tybee Island man feeling very relieved that he does not live in the tiny African Country. "I am glad I live in Tybee, and not in this place with this virus," said Gordon Morris, "I...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican

Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency of Vatican City has stated that Pope Francis has sent text messages to Vladimir Putin, leader of Russia, and to Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. The pope stated that he wants the two gentlemen to make...
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Funny story: Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

VATICAN CITY, Italy - Pope Francis met with Italian President Pasquale Pasta in the Bingo Convention Center at the Vatican. The two talked about wine, women, work, and the recent Fettuccine Alfredo Scandal that has rocked Italy to its very core.
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Funny story: Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region

Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region

Washington, D.C. - As tensions continue to escalate between Russia and Ukraine, Russian President Putin has ordered his fighter jet pilots to flirt with crossing into Ukrainian airspace to tempt a response from the smaller country. In respons...
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Funny story: Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Studies show in a deep part of missouri that indeed, women do in fact live longer than men because they aren't married to women. Donald Trump says he "isn't really surprised" by the news. A local bystander by the name of 'Dick Trickle' says "he f...
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Funny story: Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Chicago - Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned...
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Funny story: New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cats across the United States are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after a Georgia man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadth o...
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Funny story: Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
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Funny story: Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...
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Funny story: Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

The Second Amendment (Amendment II) to the United States Constitution which protects the right of individuals to keep and bear arms will be written out of the constitution at midnight. After reading the original minutes of the meeting, written dur...
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Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...
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Funny story: E-Trade Baby Blowing Through Money After Commercial Campaign Cancelled

E-Trade Baby Blowing Through Money After Commercial Campaign Cancelled

The precocious baby known for turning millions on to online trading, and making millions for himself, is reportedly blowing through his fortune at an alarming rate since E-Trade pulled the plug on the commercial campaign which made him famous. 'E'...
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Funny story: President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...
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Funny story: OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

New York - The dazzling five carat sparkler on Amal Alamuddin's engagement ring finger made its public debut tonight as the happy couple dined out at the exclusive Upper East Side restaurant Nob-U-Like. Thirty-six year old raven-haired beauty Amal...
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Funny story: An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

An Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment

THE GRAND CANYON, Arizona - Shaquille O'Neal and several friends took some time off from their busy schedules to go rafting on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon. Afterwards he was asked by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine if he...
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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

Shaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...
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Funny story: The White House Reports That The Pinata Party In Honor of Illegal Aliens Was A Huge Success

The White House Reports That The Pinata Party In Honor of Illegal Aliens Was A Huge Success

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that The First Annual White House Pinata Party was a huge success. The party was the brainchild of Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian presidential advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Lo...
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Funny story: Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story: Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'

Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'

Sad news coming out of L.A. this morning. Motorhead legend Ian Fraser Kilmister, best known to millions around the world as 'Lemmy' was sadly reported to be 'Killed by Death' in the early hours. The veteran rock n roller known for hits such as 'Ac...
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Funny story: Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

In response to Cardinal Nolan's erroneously saying that contraceptives can be purchased at 7-11's and implying that they are available even to poor women, the National Coalition of American Nuns has established a Women's Health Center North of 100th...
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Funny story: Manchester United Scout Has Eye On Teenage Neighbor

Manchester United Scout Has Eye On Teenage Neighbor

Manchester - UK: His eyes trained on the Salford High 6th Form Football pitch during after-school practice, Manchester United Youth Scout Arthur Grimshaw announced Monday that he sees "great promise" in Center Forward Kevin Ginn's girlfriend Chloe Jo...
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Funny story: NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the news media that they have fired the fortune teller that had been a part of their space administration staff. The story first came to light when discovered by Fitzwater Ribicoff wit...
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Funny story: A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

A California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird

CARPINTERIA, California - The faculty at Left Coast College located in Carpinteria, California is thrilled at having just learned that the United States government has agreed to provide them with a $17.3 million grant. The grant is being provided...
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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery. Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North K...
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Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...
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Funny story: NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M

NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M

A Brooklyn man wants a million dollars for every year the state did not lock him up in prison. Dean Dork, who spent almost a quarter-century at liberty and free after being found not guilty for a crime he committed, has hit the state with a $25 m...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman. She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat. Ms.
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match

Maria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the world's top professional tennis pros, Maria Sharapova, has agreed to play the president of the United States in a benefit tennis match. The match will take place in the summer at The Dr. Renee Richards Tennis Courts i...
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Funny story: Match.com Profile All Lies

Match.com Profile All Lies

According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario. According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, P...
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Funny story: Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Last night, Jimmy Fallon made a joke that totally bombed. He was booed, during his monologue, when Fallon talked about the possible gender of Chelsea Clinton's baby. "If it's a girl, it will get some of Chelsea's old hand-me-downs. And if it's a...
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Funny story: Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Tybee Island Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Tybee Island Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small, rather backward town of Tybee Island near Savannah, Georgia. The law, passed by Mayor Itakei Bribes is aimed to deter chil...
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Funny story: Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...
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Funny story: Bogus Veteran Punished

Bogus Veteran Punished

A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...
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Funny story: Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Police in Georgia have apologized to a Tybee Island man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 911 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to ar...
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Funny story: NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

NBA Player Retires After Half Time Defeat To Teenager

A Memphis Grizzles basketball player retired mid-game after a half time loss to a local 12 year old at a game of HORSE. In a half time game for charity, Marc Gasol faced off against Jermaine, a 12-year-old African American. Pre game, both players...
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Funny story: Pears Downgraded from Fruit to Dwarf-fruit

Pears Downgraded from Fruit to Dwarf-fruit

In a move that has stunned and outraged pear aficionados around the world, pears have been downgraded from a fruit to a dwarf fruit. The move comes after the latest annual conference of the International Fruit Tree Association, or IFTA. The conferenc...
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Funny story: Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Due to protests from native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins will be changed to the "The Fighting Whities," in spite of the fact that the majority of players are black. There has been no organized protest among the black players. Pe...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story: Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Is this some sort of crackpot April Fools stunt dreamt up by the Skull And Bones Club?" a leading professor of law asked today as the 9 April speaking engagement was announced. The private booking has rattled many a fi...
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Funny story: US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...
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Funny story: Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

As ITV gear up for the launch of its latest Breakfast show, insiders have announced that there will be a live link to the Vatican during the show. Following the demise of the much maligned 'Daybreak' the launch of ITV's latest breakfast incarnatio...
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Funny story: US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

The US Department of Commerce has not renewed a contract with ICANN, the private, independent US-based organization which has ably overseen worldwide issuance of web addresses/URLs. Our reporters have learned that supervisory authority over the...
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