Funny story: Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Washingthing, DC - Breaking news suggests that Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney had a long-term, secret relationship from 1996 through 2000! Randy Pecker, of the Washington Tribune, breaks this story with a promise of more as time goes on. "Dick...
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Funny story: Queen's shock as Philip pollinates Flower Show climber

Queen's shock as Philip pollinates Flower Show climber

London - The Chelsea Flower Show has been rocked by a royal extramarital shagging caper among the Love Lies Bleeding (Amaranthus caudatus) borders. Early this morning Prince Philip was caught doing something lurid with a large mink-fur paintbrush...
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Funny story: Karl Rove's Doctor Say Hillary Clinton has just Six Months to Live

Karl Rove's Doctor Say Hillary Clinton has just Six Months to Live

Washington D. C. (Dead Chickens) - In a shocking statement Karl Rove's own Dr, Cornelious Hornblower, today stated after studying Hillary's photos, videos and horoscopes from the past 20 years, that she has just 6 months to live and should cut back o...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova may be more well known for appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition, but has also gained from this multi million pound endorsement deals via her agent Max Eisenbud. Recently, in an interview with CNN t...
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Funny story: A hit with the voters?

A hit with the voters?

How many times have you heard it said? Our political system doesn't work because we only have two realistic options of who to vote for. One is for Eton educated toffs with extravagant duck houses on the lake in their front gardens, the other stands f...
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Funny story: Wenger Says Some Sing

Wenger Says Some Sing

Arsenal may have to replay their narrow FA Cup win after an investigation into the game found the pink ball used was stupid. It stopped short of concluding the entire football industry was corrupt, tiresome and overpriced as that would have been too...
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Funny story: Rat's Ass Discovered in Collection Plate at Local Church

Rat's Ass Discovered in Collection Plate at Local Church

REDDING, CA - Police have one suspect in custody after an incident yesterday at Grace U-Save Baptist Church where church officials found what was believed to be a rat's ass in a collection plate following services Sunday morning. Pastor Bubba Bun...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd to Release Children's Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

Pink Floyd to Release Children's Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

London - After decades of churning out original, trippy, bizarre and beautiful music and selling kazillions of albums, Pink Floyd have announced they intend to release a children's book this summer. Titled, "Dark Side of the Mattress", the book p...
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Funny story: Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Cold Weather Proof of Global Warming

Leading climatologists in Denmark say that the past long cold winter is yet another sign of global warming. Sigge Ennes from the University of Copenhagen says that the trend is now irreversible. "Higher levels of CO2 in the atmosphere from mankind bu...
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