Funny story: Twelve Good Reasons to Keep Smoking

Twelve Good Reasons to Keep Smoking

From medical professionals to friends and family, armed with a stockpile of statistics, smokers are increasingly bombarded with unsolicited advice to stop smoking. And on top of that we have a plethora of new laws prohibiting smoking in public places, private places, and places where no one could breathe anyway but are deemed areas too dangerous for the release of second-hand smoke. So, to even...
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Funny story: Redskins Owner Agrees to New Name

Redskins Owner Agrees to New Name

The Washington Redskins will soon have a new name says Danny Snyder, the team's owner. "It's about time I realized that this was a racist name that demeans our Native American population." In an apology-laced announcement, made in front of a s...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...
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Funny story: Donald Sterling and Paula Deen Announce Merger

Donald Sterling and Paula Deen Announce Merger

Donald Sterling, alleged racist and owner of The Los Angeles Clippers and Paula Deen, alleged racist and owner of over 200 heart attack inducing recipes are set to announce a new franchise that will encompass sports and food. In a joint statement...
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Funny story: President Obama Vows to Punish Those Responsible in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers

President Obama Vows to Punish Those Responsible in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers

Washington, D.C. - President Obama sternly admitted that no one in the country is more outraged than he over the news coming out of the VA scandal where numerous veterans have lost their lives waiting for medical care. Nobody bought it, of course...
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