A case of mistaken identity?
On return to port of Karachi following a few days fishing in the waters of the Arabian Sea crew of boat claim to have netted the corpse of a tall woman with gunshot wounds and wearing a false beard.
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'No to AV' Campaign Cost £251mn
LONDON - Figures obtained by Inhopeless Media Group yesterday showed that the No to AV [Alternative Vote] camp had spent £250,763,981.99 in total on their campaign run.
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Bin Laden's Ghost Buys Dallas Cowboy's Season Tickets
The now dead Osama Bin Laden just bought season tickets for the Dallas Cowboys. "Those cheerleaders are better than 40 virgins," he states.
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Katie gives Willy his first "Royal Blow Job"!
Following royal tradition Katie has given her Willy his first "Royal Blow Job" it's tradition and every female entering the clan must blow their partners "trumpet"!
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AV election a real nail biter
Nails were being bitten all over the carpenter's shop to see if they were more interesting than the AV vote.
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Lady Gaga By Any Other Name
Lady Gaga has denied the rumors that she is planning on changing her name to Sir Gaga.
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David Crosby Certainly Tells It Like It Is
David Crosby of the 70s icon band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young has revealed that he is through being a professional sperm donor and now he just simply wants to concentrate on being a song donor.
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But Britney Aren't They Both The Same Thing?
Britney Spears is upset at all the references to her huge recent weight gain. She brushes it all off by saying that she would much rather have a muffin top than love handles.
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Rush Limbaugh Says He May Give Up Smoking 12-Inch Cigars
GOP mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh says that he is seriously considering giving up smoking them big old 12-inch cigars and replacing that deep-rooted fetish with eating 12-inch Coney Island Hot Dogs.
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Welsh three-legged sheep dog is not a sheep-shagger!
A Welsh three-legged sheep dog champion proved you don't need four legs to protect them from sheep-shaggers!
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Rod Blagojevich Trades His Wife for a Jeep Grand Cherokee
"I couldn't resist," the former Illinois governor said. "They threw in free undercoating."
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Rat in Bin
Following the discoveries of animals in bins - first a cat then a lamb and recently a puppy, Police in Pakistan are investigating the discovery of bin there laden with grisly rats.
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The Real Reason Why the Photos Cannot Be Published
… Is because of photos of a dead Osama Bin Laden lying naked beside his bed. This is proof that the special forces failed to obey orders. It also explains why the pictures were too gruesome to show
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Can Caller ID Be Far Behind?
After waiting and waiting for years and years telephone subscribers in Upper Shambutu now have Call-Waiting.
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The President's Nobel Peace Prize Is Still Sitting On His Bedroom Nightstand.
President Obama is denying that he traded his Nobel Peace Prize for Baltimore Orioles baseball season tickets.
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Under The B...13
Police at a Walmart in Pittsburgh have arrested a woman with bingo wings who had attacked a woman with scrabble feathers. Officers said that it was not a pretty sight.
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The Iowa Primaries Name Will Of Course Go On
Due to the fact that Iowa does not really have that many hotel rooms, the 2012 Iowa primaries will be held in Illinois.
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Bin Laden Smuggled to Sweden for Sex Change
Post-op Osama to be freed in Taliban-held territory.
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