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Reunited At Last!

Heaven: 01/05/2011: world motorcycle racing champion, Barry Sheen has been reunited with his advertising companion, World Boxing Heavyweight Champion, Henry Cooper. They will be 'splashing it all over' tonight!

written by IN SEINE, 01 May 2011
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Left-Handed People Are More Full of Fear

Some researchers claim that left-handed people are more fearful. It's a good job David Cameron is ambidextrous because sometimes he swings to the left and sometimes he swings to the right.

written by IN SEINE, 01 May 2011
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Hallmark Cards Are to Issue Health Warning

Hallmark cards today said that in future they would be issuing the following warning: "warning TOO many birthdays can kill YOU!"

written by IN SEINE, 01 May 2011
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Twiiter Uncool, as Local Dad Has It

CHICAGO - Bob Smith, 56, joined Twitter this morning. After posting stupid stuff and wierd messages on everyone's pages, the entire Twiitersphere then deactivated accounts and moved to BlogSpot.com

written by Inhopeless, 01 May 2011
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Liberals to Republicans: "Go back to elementary school"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After calling Obama a 'Communist' and 'Hitler' in the same breath, the entire GOP have been forced to go back to elementary school in order to learn the English language again.

written by Inhopeless, 01 May 2011
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Gadfly Almost Swiped

An annoying Gadfly with a propensity to give a nasty bite was almost eliminated by a hefty swipe. However it hopped away just in time leaving other little Gadflies to perish.

written by j.w., 01 May 2011
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Tripoli Wants Mr. and Mrs. Visitor Back Bad!

The Tripoli Chamber of Commerce in an effort to attract visitors is offering free camel rides with each hotel room rental

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 May 2011
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Brett Favre Is Thinking About "Unretiring" Again!

Retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre says that he is bored and is seriously thinking about getting into professional wrestling.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 May 2011
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The Woodpeckers Are Pecking Their Way Out Of A Home!

The state of Oregon reports that each year they lose thousands of trees to woodpeckers so they've decided to hire woodpecker trappers who will trap the peckers and release them in treeless Arizona.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 May 2011
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The Arizona and Wisconsin Trade Is Complete

In April, Arizona shipped 7,000 homeless people up to Wisconsin. Today, Wisconsin is shipping those same 7,000 back down to Arizona plus another 13,000 on top of that.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 May 2011
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Feds Crack Down on Kids Snacks

Michelle Obama's obesity food police raided a kindergarten class and confiscated potato chips, Ring Dings, Oreo Cookies and Yankee Doodles

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 May 2011
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The Speakeasy is Back

Kids successfully evade Michelle Obama's obesity food police by making bathtub Kool-Aid, bootleg potato chips, and knock off Ring Dings, Oreo Cookies and Yankee Doodles in a nursery school basement!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 May 2011
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President Obama Reconsiders Secret Donors

LONE RANGER: Obama denounced Supreme Court's decision allowing nameless donors to give unlimited funds for campaign ads. He is employing secret donor ads. TONTO: President speaks with forked tongue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 May 2011
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Royal Events

The Royal Wedding, April 29, 2011 Prince William weds Catherine Middleton. The Royal Divorce, November 6, 2012 the American people divorce King Obama I!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 May 2011
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