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Truth at Last?

Scotland Yard says it will release all findings to the press in their investigation into Maddie McCann and pedophilia rings in Europe, especially if they involve British politicians or royals.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 May 2011
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The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be ?

My mother is in the hospital and they tell me they will take all her assets for board and care as I a veteran have her living trust and will have to pay them from her will after she goes POD ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 23 May 2011
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Imogen Thomas has more fotballers balls in her closet than Schwarzenegger had maids cleaning his!

Imogen Thomas and Arnis Schwarzenegger have something in common, skeletons of married footie stars, ex-maids and his children all wanting to help them clean out their closets + The Sun!

written by Jaggedone, 23 May 2011
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Celebrations in Manchester

There is a joyous and triumphant celebration party by Manchester City fans tonight in the city centre.
The FA Cup victory parade originally planned for today has been postponed till next week.

written by Rebel Not Taken, 23 May 2011
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Bondaged Britney & Rihanna have a handcuffed snog on stage!

Desperate Britney Spears and Rihanna, dressed in bondage, chained and handcuffed snogged and exchanged hot pussies at the annual Billboard Awards whilst Lady Gaga played with herself, it itched!

written by Jaggedone, 23 May 2011
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Welsh footballer named

The Sun can today reveal that the footballer involved in the superinjunction scandal is Ivor Bigun.
More as it comes in (no pun intended).

written by Rebel Not Taken, 23 May 2011
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IMF demands Greece pay tribute

"We want all your crack, booze, and especially all your good-looking women. We want them on the dock, dressed in maid uniforms and ready to ship out by noon.", according to the head.

written by Aspartame Boy, 23 May 2011
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President Obama Is to Change His Name!

In a bid for authenticity, Barack Obama claims that there is an apostrophe missing from his name linking him to being of Irish descent. He would like to be known from now on as "Barack Hussein O'Bama.

written by IN SEINE, 23 May 2011
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Many Thousands of Lawyers to Be Made Redundant

Following the failure of the super injunction, many lawyers cannot find any work and will face years of hardship!

SAD!

written by IN SEINE, 23 May 2011
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I'm Spartacus!

After Twitter disclosed 'Sparticus' as the user who divulged the name of the footballer who had placed a super injunction on not being named, so several million users confessed to being Spartacus!

written by IN SEINE, 23 May 2011
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Carlo Ancelotti given tin tac by Chelski

That has raised a few eyebrows!

written by Rebel Not Taken, 23 May 2011
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BB's Imogen Thomas To Launch Pop Career

Possible contract on cards after successfully doing gigs several times in Manchester.

written by Nick Hobbs, 23 May 2011
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Private Laws

The Government is to introduce Private Laws so that celebrities can have Official Secrets just like the State.

written by j.w., 23 May 2011
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Obama finds Irish roots

President Obama has been advised that the Irish roots he has found in that country are, in fact, potatoes.

written by j.w., 23 May 2011
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Obama to meet Rooney at London Zoo

Rooney to gun pro-black extemist Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama "prison style" when they meet. The axe wound will remain dry as rooney prefers to pay white PAYGs instead.

written by Bert Onassis, 23 May 2011
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But Hey Now, The Man Is Half-White

When reporters asked President Obama about the fact that his hair is really starting to turn white he smiled politely and replied, "Well, I'm just thankful that it's my hair and not my skin."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 May 2011
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So Will The Officers Then Go Errrrr!-Errrrr!

The city council of Arkadelphia, Arkansas has agreed that in order to save money they will no longer purchase police cars that have sirens.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 May 2011
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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Has A Great Money Making Plan

The state of Arizona facing a tremendous state debt is considering leasing out the Grand Canyon. Okay...but to who?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 May 2011
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So Let Me Make Sure I Heard This Right - Pakistan Is Now Outsourcing?

Pakistan has so much American telemarketing business that it is having to outsource some of it to Detroit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 May 2011
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Sarah Palin Sure A Shootin' Ain't No Kitchen Woman!

Little Sasha Obama asked her mom, why it is that Sarah Palin likes to go around shooting moose, caribou, elk, and reindeer. Michelle Obama shook her head and said because she wants to be a man.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 May 2011
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Great Trainrobber Ronnie Biggs denies taking out injunction

'Wasn't me. But wouldn't have minded taking a crack at the Welsh tart when I was younger', says Biggs.

written by pinxit, 23 May 2011
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