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A case of mistaken identity?

On return to port of Karachi following a few days fishing in the waters of the Arabian Sea crew of boat claim to have netted the corpse of a tall woman with gunshot wounds and wearing a false beard.

written by Tommy Twinkle, 05 May 2011
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'No to AV' Campaign Cost £251mn

LONDON - Figures obtained by Inhopeless Media Group yesterday showed that the No to AV [Alternative Vote] camp had spent £250,763,981.99 in total on their campaign run.

written by Inhopeless, 05 May 2011
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Bin Laden's Ghost Buys Dallas Cowboy's Season Tickets

The now dead Osama Bin Laden just bought season tickets for the Dallas Cowboys. "Those cheerleaders are better than 40 virgins," he states.

written by Ellie James, 05 May 2011
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Katie gives Willy his first "Royal Blow Job"!

Following royal tradition Katie has given her Willy his first "Royal Blow Job" it's tradition and every female entering the clan must blow their partners "trumpet"!

written by Jaggedone, 05 May 2011
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AV election a real nail biter

Nails were being bitten all over the carpenter's shop to see if they were more interesting than the AV vote.

written by j.w., 05 May 2011
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Lady Gaga By Any Other Name

Lady Gaga has denied the rumors that she is planning on changing her name to Sir Gaga.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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David Crosby Certainly Tells It Like It Is

David Crosby of the 70s icon band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young has revealed that he is through being a professional sperm donor and now he just simply wants to concentrate on being a song donor.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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But Britney Aren't They Both The Same Thing?

Britney Spears is upset at all the references to her huge recent weight gain. She brushes it all off by saying that she would much rather have a muffin top than love handles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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Rush Limbaugh Says He May Give Up Smoking 12-Inch Cigars

GOP mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh says that he is seriously considering giving up smoking them big old 12-inch cigars and replacing that deep-rooted fetish with eating 12-inch Coney Island Hot Dogs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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Welsh three-legged sheep dog is not a sheep-shagger!

A Welsh three-legged sheep dog champion proved you don't need four legs to protect them from sheep-shaggers!

written by Jaggedone, 05 May 2011
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Rod Blagojevich Trades His Wife for a Jeep Grand Cherokee

"I couldn't resist," the former Illinois governor said. "They threw in free undercoating."

written by Michael Balton, 05 May 2011
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Rat in Bin

Following the discoveries of animals in bins - first a cat then a lamb and recently a puppy, Police in Pakistan are investigating the discovery of bin there laden with grisly rats.

written by j.w., 05 May 2011
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The Real Reason Why the Photos Cannot Be Published

… Is because of photos of a dead Osama Bin Laden lying naked beside his bed. This is proof that the special forces failed to obey orders. It also explains why the pictures were too gruesome to show

written by IN SEINE, 05 May 2011
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Can Caller ID Be Far Behind?

After waiting and waiting for years and years telephone subscribers in Upper Shambutu now have Call-Waiting.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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The President's Nobel Peace Prize Is Still Sitting On His Bedroom Nightstand.

President Obama is denying that he traded his Nobel Peace Prize for Baltimore Orioles baseball season tickets.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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Under The B...13

Police at a Walmart in Pittsburgh have arrested a woman with bingo wings who had attacked a woman with scrabble feathers. Officers said that it was not a pretty sight.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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The Iowa Primaries Name Will Of Course Go On

Due to the fact that Iowa does not really have that many hotel rooms, the 2012 Iowa primaries will be held in Illinois.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 May 2011
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Bin Laden Smuggled to Sweden for Sex Change

Post-op Osama to be freed in Taliban-held territory.

written by NWNewsmash, 05 May 2011
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