Screen Name: Inhopeless
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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 4th June 2011
Spoofing since: Friday 5th November 2010
Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Profile: I like reading, and watching TV. Especially stuff like the Big Bang Theory sitcom, Friends, and some other stuff.
I like a lot of music. Mostly rock. Heavy rock. Pop-punk, post-hardcore. And Ben Folds. If you don't know what that means:
Jimmy Eat World, Breathe Carolina, Chronic Futures, Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack, Oasis, Blur, Ben Folds, A Day to Remember, Senses Fail, stuff like that.
I like stuff too.
I hate you. No, I like you. Maybe I'll love you. Actually, no, take that back. You could be a 40-year-old bus driver from Wolverhampton. Did I mention I don't like Wolverhampton? I also hate Manchester. Mostly because Birmingham is way better (Duran Duran, Led Zep [I think] anyone?).
I would disclose how old I am, but lets say I've never voted because I can't.
That could mean I'm a criminal or mentally insane as well though.
Also, my Spoofs contain bad language (not for kids), and advanced pop-culture references (not for Media Studies graduates).
I have nothing more to say, so as you can see, my uhh... life is pretty exciting. Why just some time ago, I wrote a Spoof story... oh.
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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