Silence is Coleden!
The US makers of X Factor are now saying Cheryl Cole CAN be one of their panel of judges. However, she will have to smile or frown her views about each act as this would be a non-speaking position.
In Milton Keynes Today…
A fire crew was called on to rescue a snail that was 'stuck' up a brick wall. Fire Service Spokesman, Les Cargo said the snail was placed on top of the wall from where a Thrush scooped it for a meal.
Expedition Discovers Unknown Stone Age Tribe In The Amazon Rainforest
'They know nothing of the modern world,' confirmed the expedition's anthropologist, 'except, of course, for Ryan Giggs alleged affair with Imogen Thomas.'
Britney Spears More of A National Threat than Communists
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Shuttleworth Institute has found out that popstars are more of a threat to security of the US than the Communist party. "There are more popstars than actual Commies!" It says.
So Farewell, Gil Scott-Heron
They are televising revolutions now, it seems.
Still a good song though. Thanks.
Surely this can ONLY come from he Pope himself.