Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

Written by Zabdgrov667

Sunday, 8 September 2019

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US Media - "Every Weather Disaster Caused by a GOP President"

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats are certain that they now have the evidence to impeach President Trump, because of the NOAA weather map of Hurricane Dorian from August 29th. Every meteorologist and a former Canadian Prime Minister had 100% certainty that a Category 5 hurricane would score a direct hit on Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

On August 30th, news outlets reported former Canadian Prime Minister Kim Campbell "hoping for a bull’s-eye hit by Hurricane Dorian on Mar-a-Lago", which is President Trump’s prized Florida resort, and so-called Winter White House. Democrats and assorted radical Leftists were in full celebration mode as the Weather Channel and others described the expected destruction to result from the storm effects.

US Hurricane Center Forecast (Aug 30th excerpt): "Hurricane Dorian has effectively missed Puerto Rico, and its strength is not diminished. Based on water temperatures and other criteria, we expect the storm to rapidly grow to an extremely destructive Category 5. Fortunately, we believe Hurricane Dorian will strike Mar-a-Lago with 195mph winds and a storm surge exceeding 26 feet. As much as 37 inches of toxic acid rain may fall on the Florida property of Donald Trump."

The Democrat National Committee (DNC) celebrated as its consultants gazed on the Palantír of Sarlacc using the gift of prophecy which guaranteed unspeakable ruin upon Donald Trump. By one account, all of the earth beneath Mar-a-Lago would be torn away by the hurricane, and leave a 300 foot deep pit of radioactive lava that would remain lifeless for a thousand years.

Days later ... only "gentle rains" fell on Mar-a-Lago

As Freeport of Grand Bahama Island faced 30 hours of annihilation from Hurricane Dorian, the Washington DC "Intelligence Community" (anonymously) warned Democrats that President Donald Trump MAY NOT have been playing golf, but he instead ILLEGALLY used Area 51 Alien Technology to protect his own wealth. In addition, the CIA "suspected" that the White House DELIBERATELY used Unholy Powers of Darkness, controlling violent weather, in an attempt to exterminate hundreds of millions in the Bahama Islands as a human sacrifice to save his own resort and expand his political power over nations.

Jerry Nadler (Congressman Dem-NY): "We have a hurricane map of Dorian which was used by the White House, and based on the Black Sharpie Squiggle on the map, we can clearly see that impeachment is the only response acceptable for the President's Nazi war crimes against humanity. Our committee is going to issue 74 subpoenas to White House employees who may have been ordered to make Hurricane Dorian destroy several small islands. Whatever it takes, we will put Hillary in the Oval Office before 2020."

Adding to the accusations that President Donald Trump can force hurricanes to obey his EVERY command, Democrats reminded Americans of the First Lady's Indictment on charges of witchcraft in 2018. Anonymous officials say Melania Trump was not prosecuted, because many in the Federal Government feared they could be turned into frogs and newts. No one in Washington DC doubted the existence of a close relationship between Satan and Melania.

Millions of Liberals have hope again.... While Robert Mueller spent more than $30 million and produced nothing to link the White House to Russia, ONE SQUIGGLE on a Weather Map may IMPEACH President Donald Trump, and justify the NSA using Internment Camps to re-educate the millions of Americans who voted for Trump.

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