Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

Written by Zabdgrov667

Thursday, 5 September 2019

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Weird ... Democrat Political S#it Is Getting REAL WEIRD.

NEW YORK - Viewers noticed a "Strange Red Eye" as Joe Biden appeared at CNN Town Hall on "Climate Crisis" for Democrat Presidential Candidates. Lately, the former Vice President under the Barack Obama White House has had difficulty remembering places where he has been. American media outlets routinely dismiss criticisms of Biden by saying "oh ... that's just Joe being Joe", and treat his STRANGE Hair-Sniffing of women as "innocent."

Although there are many instances of Joe Biden having his brain removed by Space Aliens in Area 51, and cases of the CIA testing its Mind-Control devices on him, the campaign to put Joe Biden on the Democrat ticket for President in 2020 may have bigger problems. Some people have questioned if the "REAL Joe Biden" is attending public events.

Americans generally accept that their US Presidents, and Senators, and other DC Politicians are puppets to the Illuminati, or serving Billionaire Military Industrialists, or act as Cash-per-Vote Legislative Mercenaries. However, a recent poll of Americans showed the following:

  • 84% OPPOSE - a Senile Fugitive from a Convalescent Home having "The BUTTON" for Nuclear Weapons
  • 91% OPPOSE - a Shape-Shifting Reptile from an Alien Dimension in the White House

Name Recognition could be enough for Joe Biden to win the office of US President, but typical Democrats say they won't put an Alien Space Reptile in the White House, just to get rid of Donald Trump. At the same time, political consultants for the Democrat Party believe that "Loyal Democrats" will vote for Alien Space Reptiles or Robot Humanoids when the other choice is "Republican."

Note: Article II, Section 1 of the US Constitution does not permit Alien Space Reptiles or Robot Humanoids as "eligible to the Office of President."

Some say this is merely opinion, as Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (part-Cyborg at the US Supreme Court) has argued that "as long an an eligible human has been elected POTUS, then no requirement is explicitly stated for WHAT occupies the White House, be it machine or person or crystal-based energy life-form."

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