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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Nancy Pelosi to star as Blanche in Off-Broadway re-make of “A Streetcar Named Desire”

Ms. Pelosi is reported enthused over this role, especially due to Representative Schiff taking the part of Stanley Kowalski, formerly performed by Marlon Brando. Mr. Schiff does a variation on the muscular Brando via his eyes, which bulge and prot...

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Funny story: Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

In an effort today to prove that he is smarter than his Democratic counterparts, President Trump said he would accept his impeachment by the House of Representatives if those who want to impeach him can spell it. In a statement released by the...

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: Unshaven Nectarine Fears Being Impeached

Unshaven Nectarine Fears Being Impeached

A self-described low-hanging fruit who prefers the natural look, a nectarine named Nick allowed a bit of fuzz to appear on his normally smooth skin, and says that he now fears being impeached. "Nothing against peaches, of course, but that would ju...

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Funny story: Trump is Secretly Glad That He Might Get Impeached

Trump is Secretly Glad That He Might Get Impeached

In an exclusive interview with Celebrity Magazine, President Donald Trump explained how hard it is sometimes to keep his name the top name in the news every single day. "Well, it's been hard to keep generating publicity, but I've been doing it. Th...

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Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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Funny story: Dictators Around the World React to Trump's Impeachment

Dictators Around the World React to Trump's Impeachment

President Maduro of Venezuela expressed his disappointment in the announcement that impeachment proceedings would begin in the House of Representatives for Donald Trump. "If he can get impeached, what's going to happen to the rest of us tin shop d...

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Funny story: Donald Trump And Boris Johnson Are Going To Write Letters To Each Other From Prison

Donald Trump And Boris Johnson Are Going To Write Letters To Each Other From Prison

The leaders of the two most civilized and progressive nations in the world, US President Donald Trump and his UK counterpart, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, have indicated that they will remain lifelong friends through thick and thin, and have vowed t...

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Funny story: Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats are certain that they now have the evidence to impeach President Trump, because of the NOAA weather map of Hurricane Dorian from August 29th. Every meteorologist and a former Canadian Prime Minister had 100% certainty that a...

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Funny story: Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.

Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.

In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end. "I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predi...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Unable to Say the Word "Impeachment"

Nancy Pelosi Unable to Say the Word "Impeachment"

WASHINGTON D.C. - In an interview with various reporters, Nancy Pelosi stated, "As House Minority Leader, I believe it is not the proper course of action to respond to Judge Kavanaugh with talk of impuuuu-" Pelosi then strained her face and squirm...

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Funny story: Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Forget the Oscar parties. Oscar parties are yesterday. Impeachment celebrations are set to start, with catering companies taking orders from upscale delivery services by Caviar to Subway Sandwiches. While champagne will flow across the country like a...

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Funny story: President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

Sources close to the President say he's become increasingly unclear what he has to do to be impeached by Congressional Republicans. According to a White House insider, Trump originally thought that a simple, deranged inauguration speech would d...

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Funny story: Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Following the multi-count indictment unsealed this morning against Paul Manafort, US Postal Inspectors have initiated intense scrutiny of Mr. Manafort's conventional snail mail. So far, by 2:00 PM EST Monday, Mr. Manafort has received 20,640 solic...

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