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Funny story: Trump: "I Am Not A Quitter!"

Trump: "I Am Not A Quitter!"

Donald Trump emerged victorious from his second impeachment trial on Sunday, happy with his exoneration, but told the world's media that he was angry about the choice of wording used after the result. Trump, 74, told attendant journalists: "I…

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Funny story: GOP making whoopee !!

GOP making whoopee !!

Though impeachment proceedings loom, the outcome is already known, and Republicans are planning quite a show. No point spending money on external shysters when events warrant a jubilant internal shindig on the part of the GOP. They're sure not gonna…

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Funny story: Analysts say senator's “erection” mistake a sign of dementia among Democrats

Analysts say senator's “erection” mistake a sign of dementia among Democrats

Curious as it may be, Mr. Trump's coming impeachment trial has aroused Democrats in unexpected ways. Speaking on the senate floor about Mr. Trump's upcoming trial, Senate Majority Leader, Charles Schumer recently stated: “Make no mistake, ther…

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Funny story: Trump Looking For A Country To Be King Of

Trump Looking For A Country To Be King Of

White House - The staffers still remaining close to President 'Sandy Bunkers', as he is now referred to around the office, with a snicker, say that he has a map of the world on his Oval Office desk with countries like Syria, Iraq, and Zimbabwe colore…

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Funny story: Trump Second Impeachment Proves He Is The Best At It

Trump Second Impeachment Proves He Is The Best At It

In a landmark event, US president, Donald Trump, has been impeached for a record second time, making him the most impeachable president in US political history. Which is just peachy! Trump has received the impeach for 'inciting an insurrection'…

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Funny story: Peach farmer sues US government because using his product's name is detrimental and an insult!

Peach farmer sues US government because using his product's name is detrimental and an insult!

(NOT EDITED) It has only happened a few times in US history, but this time it has caused outrage among Peach Farmers because it is related to a 'Rotten Apple' who has just been dumped out of the White House! Peach farmer, Buckweezle Black-Neck, fr…

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Funny story: Stumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants

Stumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Hissy-fitting Trump supporters who had their big impeachment riot plans thwarted by over 20,000 National Guard troops at the Capitol on Wednesday, decided to take their pissy little shit-fit out on any government employee t…

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Funny story: Trump To Send Angry Mob To Stop Impeachment Effort

Trump To Send Angry Mob To Stop Impeachment Effort

Washington, D.C. - Sources close to President Orange Turd say that he is planning to send a second angry mob to the U.S. Capitol Building to try and stop Congress's 2nd impeachment effort on him this week. "He's pretty sure it will work this time,…

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Funny story: Trump Supporter From The Start, Says He's Not So Sure Anymore

Trump Supporter From The Start, Says He's Not So Sure Anymore

A man who says he has supported Donald Trump from the very beginning of his political career, during his election, through the highs, lows, trials, tribulations and impeachment, and even his calamitous handling of the Coronavirus crisis, is now admit...

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Funny story: Progressive Republicans Aim to Change System from Within by Having Conflicted Feelings about Continuing to Go Along with System as It Is

Progressive Republicans Aim to Change System from Within by Having Conflicted Feelings about Continuing to Go Along with System as It Is

“I believe in change from within,” said progressive Republican Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, who gained notoriety for his much-debated decision to vote in favor of excluding witnesses from the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trum...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...

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Funny story: Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...

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Funny story: Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

In the wake of American disillusionment following the skeleton impeachment "trial" of United States President Donald Trump - which, unlike the standard trial in the American judiciary system, did not allow for the introduction of any witnesses, docum...

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Funny story: News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...

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Funny story: Trump Impeachment Trial Renews Americans' Faith in Kangaroo Courts

Trump Impeachment Trial Renews Americans' Faith in Kangaroo Courts

Following the Senate decision to disallow witnesses at the impeachment trial of United States President Donald Trump, and to acquit Trump of the charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, polls show a renewed American confidence in kangar...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

The New York Times has reported that, following Mr. Schiff's peroration at the end of Mr. Trump's impeachment trial yesterday, he left the dais with tears in his eyes. His muttering as he stepped away has been translated that he will make a heroic...

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Funny story: President Trump Impeachment Trial Over

President Trump Impeachment Trial Over

Washington, D.C. - The impeachment trial of US president, Donald J. Trump has ended just a few minutes ago, with the verdict many political analysts said was "inevitable": that Mr. Trump was found to be impeachless, and was free to go about his busin...

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