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Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Funny story: Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Forget the Oscar parties. Oscar parties are yesterday. Impeachment celebrations are set to start, with catering companies taking orders from upscale delivery services by Caviar to Subway Sandwiches. While champagne will flow across the country like a...

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President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

Funny story: President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

Sources close to the President say he's become increasingly unclear what he has to do to be impeached by Congressional Republicans. According to a White House insider, Trump originally thought that a simple, deranged inauguration speech would d...

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Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Funny story: Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Following the multi-count indictment unsealed this morning against Paul Manafort, US Postal Inspectors have initiated intense scrutiny of Mr. Manafort's conventional snail mail. So far, by 2:00 PM EST Monday, Mr. Manafort has received 20,640 solic...

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"Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride

Funny story: "Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride

Dystopian theme park DizzyLand has added a President Trump inspired Impeachment Boat to their diverse lineup of fun and satirical rides. Now it's the most popular ride at DizzyLand and the top search term in the San Diego area. As this reporter en...

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Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Meeting at an undisclosed, subterranean, sound proof, command center, located somewhere near or in a branch of the National Defense and Strategic Commission, maybe in Washington D.C., the Republican leaders of both the House and Senate, discussed how...

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GOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office

Funny story: GOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office

Republicans see a bright side if Hillary Clinton becomes President, a second chance to impeach her husband. "Seeing Mr. Clinton face Congressional scrutiny will become the Senate's number one priority if she takes the White House" a spokesperson for...

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Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.

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Congrressional Scheduling Conflicted

Since the U.S. Congress has been in recess through the month of August and will be in session for only nine days in September, the leadership is having difficulties in finding a time slot to fit in what President Obama considers a time sensitive issu...

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Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Funny story: Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Confusion reigned in Congress today after a euphoric VP Joe Biden gushed on the House floor that President Obama was keeping him on the ticket for 2012, only to be shouted down by an enraged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who yelled, "He lied....he pro...

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Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Funny story: Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Rod Blagojevich has been ousted as Illinois governor after being convicted of going over to the Dark Side, and subsequently using his gubernatorial and eBay Seller powers for Evil Intent. He is also accused of having the lowest eBay Feedback Rat...

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Blagojevich Creates News Slump

Funny story: Blagojevich Creates News Slump

After two months of weekly exploits that have previously only been observed in comic books, Rod Blagojevich is today being accused by U.S. news services as creating a slump in headlines by being unanimously impeached late Thursday afternoon. One...

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Blagojevich Guest Stars At Impeachment

Unable to resist the magnetism of rolling cameras, Rod Blagojevich dropped by his impeachment hearings long enough to make a speech today. Previously, the Illinois State Governor had stated that he would not attend his own impeachment, citing several...

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Blagojevich Keeps His Vow

Funny story: Blagojevich Keeps His Vow

In a move that is both noble and in contempt of most courts of law, Illinois Governor Blagojevich today kept his vow to avoid his own impeach hearings. To his constituents this move is both endearing for its honest conviction to a promise made, and d...

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Blagojevich Vows "I'm not going"

Illinois Governor Blagojevich, who is involved in the early stages of being impeached, has decided to pretend that none of this is happening. Blagojevich, who has amused the world in recent weeks, seems to have mistaken being elected as a State Go...

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Impeachment Case no. 652 filed against Philippines' President Gloria Arroyo

Funny story: Impeachment Case no. 652 filed against Philippines' President Gloria Arroyo

Opposition groups in the Republic of the Philistines have yet again filed their regular weekly impeachment complaint against President Gloria Buwaya Arroyo, but admitted to the media they still have more chance of shoving butter up a porcupine's arse with a red hot knitting needle than achieving their sworn objective. Arroyo has fended off impeachment complaints like a Jedi Knight wielding a li...

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Pelosi: Impeachment Still Off the Table

Funny story: Pelosi: Impeachment Still Off the Table

Washington D.C. -- Democratic House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, reiterated that impeachment inquiries of both President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney were "still off the table" today. The Speaker openly acknowledges the blatant "lawlessness" wi...

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