US weather experts are predicting that a powerful category 6 hurricane will strike the US island of Key West, Florida. The city which is home to 28,901 individuals and over 7,000 roosters, which are left over from the infamous cockfighting days.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian. POTUS told the Predator, tha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden makes no bones about who is to blame for the wrath and destruction that was caused by Hurricane Ian. According to April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review, Ian was caused by the fact that the Trumpt…
MIAMI - (Satire News) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen has just broken the story that category 5, Hurricane Ian uncovered a sunken Spanish galleon that was transporting over $7 million in gold ingots from America back to Spain in 1669. Th…
MIAMI, Florida - (Satire News) - Meteorologists with The Miami Hurricane Federation (MHF) report that Hurricane Ian, was one of the most powerful hurricanes since hurricanes first showed up on Earth. Ian, which was named after famed writer Ian Fle…
FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter, Hacienda Fiddle, who was on the scene in Fort Myers, reported seeing an adult orca whale in the street in front of the Holiday Inn that she was reporting from. Miss Fiddle said that sh…
FORT MYERS, Florida - (Satire News) - Cosmos News Service reporter Dylan Fresco, reports that Fort Myers police investigated a report filed by a local drug dealer who said that after Hurricane Ian hit, looters broke into his car and made off with 79…
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - The US Department of Hurricanes has just announced that Hurricane Ian, with winds hitting as high as 170 mph was extremely destructive. Resident of The Plywood State, report that parts of their homes, busines…
(Sharknado was just a movie, just a movie, just a movie …) The recent hurricane that hit Florida has done more damage than most media outlets are ready or willing to report. Strange things … unbelievable if it wasn’t for the damage done. As Hur…
Another hurricane hit Florida, and Republicans are blaming Joe Biden. Joe has been blamed for the “loss” of Afghanistan, even though Republicans forget that one of their own (George and Dick and Condoleezza and Donald – Rumsfeld, not the current d…
THE NORTH POLE - (Satire News) - The US Federation of Weather reports that Hurricane Ian, named after writer Ian Fleming, the writer of the James Bond franchise, pounded the North Pole with 107-mph winds. Ian scattered tons and tons of snow and mo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In this day of politically correct this and politically correct that, now comes this, down the sports pike. The powers that be at the NCAA have just informed the dean, the president, and the school board that the…
EL SEGUNDO, California - ((Satire News) - Hurricane Kay, a category 3 hurricane slammed the hell out of Southern California. SoCal meteorologists were stunned to see a hurricane travel all the way from Africa, enter the Atantic Ocean, then enter i…
OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…
IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN OFF THE AFRICAN COAST - (Satire News) - US hurricane hunters have just spotted what they are calling the largest hurricane EVER. The storm was clocked with sustained winds of an unbelievable 176 mph, which would make it the f…
COLD BITCH, North Pole - (Satire News) - The Talking Seal News Agency of Alaska is reporting that an extremely unusual hurricane has struck the North Pole. TSNA states that the category 4 hurricane named Nanook, hit at 4:05 am, (Brooklyn time). Th…
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