Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

Funny story written by Zabdgrov667

Thursday, 25 July 2019

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Rule #1 - Every problem can be solved with CIA Mind Control ... and drugs.

WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performance before two Committees of Congress turned into a demonstration of how dementia and Alzheimer's disease have terrible consequences when left untreated.

There were numerous occasions where the former FBI Director seemed disoriented, asked for questions to be repeated multiple times, forgot DOJ procedure, forgot how he was appointed to office, and was unaware of statements in the report where he dedicated his last two years of government service.

Once again ... the CIA shines as the pinnacle of DC Incompetence.

Brain Control Implants have been a CIA favorite for decades. No other gadget comes close. In fact, President Barack Hussein Obama had the top of his skull popped off dozens of times. Do you remember Obama saying that the terrorist organization which took over half of Syria was "Jay-Vee"? Actually, Obama doesn't remember it, because the CIA was using mind control device implants and injections of mind-altering chemicals to make him do whatever they wanted.

Normally, CIA Mind-Control devices are reserved for politicians, and unsuspecting victims of unscrupulous, forbidden "research." High-ranking political appointments at the FBI rarely get implanted with Mind-Control devices, and the same rule applies in the IRS, the NSA, and other DC agencies where lies, corruption, and depravity are commonplace.

If Robert Mueller was a good ACTOR, then the "Mock Hearings" would have been enough of a rehearsal with Jerry Nadler and a script from Hollywood (helped by Illuminati co-writing). Democrats from the House Judiciary Committee brought in Leonardo DiCaprio to coach Mueller, but the Former FBI Director would "Flub" line after line, and look directly at the cameras while making odd facial expressions.

CIA to Rescue! ... with Mind Control !!!

They must have put a rookie in charge of "pulling Mueller's strings", because "Bob" spent a lot of time Mouth-Breathing, with plenty of Slack-Jawed Wobbling. How many times did Mueller say "Not in my Purview"? ... Even when asked ABOUT RUSSIANS?!!! The CIA doesn't seem to realize that someone under Mind-Control should NOT act like a Mentally Disabled Creation of Dr Frankenstein.

On the bright side, Democrats in Congress described the Mueller testimony as "brilliant", "convincing", and "leaves no doubt that Trump is Supreme Unmatched EVIL".... Expect more Impeachment votes, instead of DC politicians fixing broken US infrastructure.


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