Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

NEW YORK: Although the weather outside was frightful the media found it absolutely delightful when there was nothing stopping actress Sarah Jessica Parker from baring her frozen nipples to the world. According to SJP's PR team, the ubiquitous war...

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Funny story: Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Thousands of farm animals facing fate worse than death

Fukushima - Thousands of farm animals, according to my source, Mr. Sukucowteata, a farmer here, are slowly dying in the "no go" zone 20 kilometers around the death-spewing Fukushima reactor. Pigs on automatic feeding machines are slowly dying and up...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...

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Funny story: Alaska's Gov Palin hates polar bears

Alaska's Gov Palin hates polar bears

Anchorage, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): Governor Sarah Palin is determined to de-list polar bears as a threatened species after a law protecting them was passed in DC last week.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!

Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...

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Funny story: Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!

Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!

!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesc...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

New Yawk, NY-- A shocking photo of Dick Cheney changing clothes is making the rounds of news bureaus here tonight. The photo shows Dick Cheney changing into a dress, high heels, and fright wig behind a curtain at the Republican National Convention.

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Funny story: Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Children all over the world have become enthralled with the Ice Princess Sarah Palin talking doll. Last month the hot item in figurines was Obama, My Little Messiah. In the fickle world of play things, the little doll called Sarah has captured ma...

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Funny story: Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi are secretly collaborating on a new book: Scratching The Chalkboard - How to Be Annoying and Get What You Want. Privately, Sarah confided in us: "I have always kind of admired Nancy as a sort of Momma Grizzly on the left and when she stands there with that makeup and those wierd eyes and says deficit reduction is 'unacceptable', you just want to grab her by the...

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Funny story: Palin Accuses Obama of Fraternization With Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.

Palin Accuses Obama of Fraternization With Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.

Today is a press release (of sorts) Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin made accusations that in the late 1960's and early 70's Barack Obama met with the three dictators in a secret conference that was held in the board room of the New Y...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Funny story: Palin: Not My Fair Lady

Palin: Not My Fair Lady

Sarah Doolittle? - With the final days of Presidential campaigning drawing to an end and the Republican party behind in the polls, it can now be questioned by political pundits whether Sarah Palin was a hope or a hinderance to the process. As both McCain and Palin campaigned separately in the against odds campaign. Palin criss crossed the battleground plains states and McCain headed to Kenn...

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Funny story: Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.

Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.

The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homoph...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story: Read My Hands, No More Teleprompters

Read My Hands, No More Teleprompters

Former GOP vice-presidential candidate and now FOX News commentator, Sarah Palin is rolling up her sleeves. Not so that she can get to work helping people like Joe the Plumber, but rather so she can read the notes scribbled on her hands. What kind of notes, you ask? Well, after reviewing literally minutes of film footage of Ms. Palin's appearances at campaign rallies, interviews, and debates,...

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Funny story: A Good, Clean Fight

A Good, Clean Fight

The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...

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Funny story: Palin Admits Husband Todd is her Biological Brother

Palin Admits Husband Todd is her Biological Brother

Repub VPILF has been trying to convince the nation that hers is a very close family. The intimacy of the Palin clan just got a scary bit closer as the female Governor of Alaska admitted to that she and Todd have the same parents. The Palins app...

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Funny story: Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Pythoner John Cleese has apologetically informed Michael Palin that he is no longer the funniest Palin. The rise of Sarah Palin has prompted comedy producers and directors to compete for the comic prowess of the Alaskan Ice Princess. Cleese...

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