Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery
Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It appears that the "Loose Moose" AKA Sarah Palin, is back and this time she is wishing and hoping that, unlike the last time, someone pays attention to her. But as comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said at The Giggle Giggle Comed...
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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...
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Palin for Laughs: Michael to play Sarah in new Rom Com
Michael Palin is set to play self-proclaimed pitbull-with-lipstick Sarah 'Hockey Mom' Palin in a new romantic comedy based on her life. The film, to be titled "Before the Lipstick" will be directed by Richard Curtis, and will reunite Palin and Jamie...
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
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Rush Limbaugh: 'I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants'
Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie
NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
Kanye West, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin To Throw Benefit Concert for Trump
VP-ILF Candie Sarah Palin Played Skin Flute for McCain
Sex Scandal Erupts Over McCain-Palin Tongue Kissing And Ass Hugging
Alaska UFO buzzes Sarah Palin's gubernatorial mansion
Taylor Swift Hits Back At Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss
Zombies for Romney claims Florida group
Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake
Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?
Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...
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Facebook Shuts Down Fake Sarah Palin Page
Hollywood, California - A Los Angeles screenwriter, Roger Anderson, decided that her would impersonate Sarah Palin by illegally accessing her Facebook account, posing as her. It was all a part of a social experiment he was conducting, he claims. To...
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Middle East Piss Process: Tipsy Livni/Sarah Palin to Nuke Iran
Tel Aviv - (General Pinochet Mess): An ex-Mossad half-sister of Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'the Impaler' Putin has been chosen to lead Israel out of its pacifist ideological desert and stand shoulder to shoulder with future US President Sarah Palin "...
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Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!
BULLS GAP, Tennessee - The individual who hacked into Governor Sarah Palin's email could end up receiving a five year prison term as well as a $250,000 fine. When Palin was informed of these developments she commented in that shrilled Tina Fey vo...
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Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
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Pussies Rule The New Feminism Declare Palin & Prejean
In a joint statement that is being viewed as a manifesto for the "new feminism" Sara Palin and Carrie Prejean have declared "Pussies Rule" for the new generation of women. Said Palin: "The days of the glass ceiling for women is over, the days of...
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Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"
(New York-NY) Sarah Palin took time off from a book signing for "Going Rogue" to make a comment on Santa Clause and Barack Obama. "I wouldn't be surprised if Santa starts chanting "Ho-Ho-Obama. I mean they're both socialists." The comment came las...
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McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas
Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...
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A Group of Wisconsin Republican Women Tell Sarah Palin Not To Even Think About Running For President
MILWAUKEE - Vareena May Pottpiffle, executive director for The Blue Haired Republican Women of Wisconsin has sent Sarah Palin a very strongly worded text message. Mrs. Pottpiffle told the woman known as "Snowflake" Palin to not even think about ru...
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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
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An Extremely Jealous Sarah Palin Disses Fellow Republican Megyn Kelly
WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that outside of the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, and Alec Baldwin no one enjoys being in the spotlight more than Sarah Palin. The former governor of Alaska who was dubbed Snowflake by Vice-President Biden cannot stan...
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October Surprise: Bush Declares Obama Enemy Combatant
WASHINGTON D.C. President Bush used his Saturday morning radio address to announce his declaration of U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as an Enemy Combatant. The President began, "My fellow Americans, yesterday morni...
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Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was busily working in her kitchen at her Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska. She was cooking two pigeons that she had just shot with her high-powered telescopic rifle that had been drinking water from the bird feeder...
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Sarah Palin's Book Bombshell: I'm Still a Virgin!
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Sarah Palin Claims She Could Beat Obama
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"Sarah Palin would make ideal president", say Republicans
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Paris Hilton Explains Why She Likes Sarah Palin
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McCain Scores with MILF VP!
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Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!
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Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!
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'The Marilyn Monroe Movie' - Staring Sarah Palin
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Visibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception
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Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't
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Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately
