Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery
Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
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Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale
Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...
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Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
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Bristol Palin Pregnant Again
Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.
Ms. Palin, you're no Angelina, I know Angelina
Pussies Rule The New Feminism Declare Palin & Prejean
Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion
Sarah Palin - Greek Goddess Reincarnation?
It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC
NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
Sara Palin Back In The News
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Break Up!
British Cartoon Cult Star Bagpuss to Play Sarah Palin in Wildly Animated Biography!
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman to Stage Catfightl! PICA Up in Arms! Kim Kardashian to Referee
The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting
MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias. Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square. Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pi...
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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!
Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...
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Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax
Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...
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Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract
HOLLYWOOD, California - The world's largest manufacturer of women's lingerie items, has just signed Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to an astounding 5-year, $50 million contract. Mrs. Palin will appear in television commercials with the first one to...
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Palin Supporters Hold Event: Marching Into a Concrete Wall
Today a number of self-styled Palinistas (steadfast, unthinking, unfeeling, unwavering partisans for the 'pride' of Wasilla), marched into a brick wall to prove their affinity and affection for their mentally Lilliputian leader. The Palinistas hosted...
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Sarah Palin Resigns: I'm Carrying Ensign's and Sanford's Babies
There must have been funny business at the Love Govs and Sizzling Senators 2009 Convention beside the usual boring drunken debauchery. Finally the truth came out as to the reason for the Tundra Tootsie's shocking resignation. Palin's story is that sh...
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Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"
Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it. "Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for...
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Paris Hilton Challenges Sarah Palin to a Catfight!
Minnesota - Today former V.P. pick Paris Hilton formally challenged Sarah Palin to a catfight. Paris Hilton whom McCain had previously picked as his running mate, before having her vetted and discovering she had done time (2.5 days) in prison. "I'...
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Levi Johnston To Fight Bristol Palin For Full Custody of Son Tripp
WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, 22, has finally come out and told it like it is. The baby daddy of Bristol Palin's son Tripp Johnston spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk and revealed some rather interesting facts. Levi told Carolina Chipotle that he d...
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Vice Presidentical Debate Planning
Judge Retort has learned that vice presidential hopefuls Paden and Bilin are planning their own debate of such hand-picked subjects as: * Which VP candidate is the sexiest? (...sheesh!) * Was television really around in 1929? * Was FDR really around in 1929 or was that already Eleanor, wearing his sexy eyewear? * Should the losing VP be entitled to...
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Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"
PENSACOLA, Florida - Britney Spears in town on her Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has just announced that she will be making a movie after her present tour concludes. The 27-year-old Spears said that she will begin filming Romeo and Juliet - The...
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again
WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...
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History Lessons with Sarah Palin
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
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The Real Reason Sarah Palin Does Not Want To Announce She Is Running For President
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Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway
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Trump Chooses Three Substitutes to Debate Hillary
