National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks
Great Scott! The NRA is in a financial crisis? If they need money, why not use their products, march into any bank and make a crisis-eliminating withdrawal? And, if the NRA does go under and have a funeral, Donald Trump Jr. should be a pallbearer...Read full story
Palin Found Guilty of Ethics Breach; Jesus Grants Her Clemency!
Governor Palin and her husband Todd the Enforcer were found guilty of breach of ethics in their use of the Governor's office to settle a family feud. Palin and Hubbie Todd harassed law enforcement officials to fire Sarah's sister's former husband dur...Read full story
Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again
WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...Read full story
Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?
Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...Read full story
Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'
NEW YORK: Although the weather outside was frightful the media found it absolutely delightful when there was nothing stopping actress Sarah Jessica Parker from baring her frozen nipples to the world. According to SJP's PR team, the ubiquitous war...Read full story
Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...Read full story
The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)
WASILLA - Sarah Palin has literally struck gold with her Alaskan based reality show. TLC Network executives are boasting that Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska is beating out top shows such as CSI: Las Vegas, Modern Family, Mafia Cake Boss, The Jersey S...Read full story
Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...Read full story
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says She's Throwing Her Sombrero (Hat) Into The GOP Presidential Ring
PHOENIX - Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann may have another female candidate entering the presidential race. Reports filtering out of Arizona are saying that the state's governor Jan Brewer has decided to run for the office of president. Effort...Read full story
Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...Read full story
Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!
We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...Read full story
O'Bama Meets Ireland's Prominent Business and Social Leaders
After U.S. President Obama met with Ireland's political leadership, he made it a point to branch out into the countryside and meet business and social leaders in and around the town of Moneygall, where one of his Irish ancestors came from. Firs...Read full story
Sarah Palin and 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' teacher Deborah Morse gay naked porno internet videos posted
Juneau, Alaska - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sarah Palin: GOP femme fatale or poster child for Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club? That is the FBI's top worry as a cache of gay naked porno videos featuring Sarah Palin in flagrente delicto with 'Bong Hits 4 Jesu...Read full story
Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...Read full story
Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and Baby Tripp To Star In The Reality Show, "Howdy Y'all We're The Wasilla Hillbillies"
HOLLYWOOD - EFN, The Extended Family Network, has just informed the entertainment media that they have signed Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin to star in their very own reality show. The show which will be set in their rented trailer house in Wasil...Read full story
Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea
In yet another scenario that puts the lives of the Gosselin kids in a scary situation, it has just been announced that the Gosselin gaggle is in Alaska filming a camping trip with none other than the mama grizzly herself, Sarah Palin. But before you get all excited about this being a wonderful opportunity for two very head-strong women to meet up, track bear, and bury the hatchet over past disagre...Read full story