Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.
The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homoph...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...
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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!
Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...
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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...
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Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!
We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...
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Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery
Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...
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Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween
New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she wou...
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
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Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract
HOLLYWOOD, California - The world's largest manufacturer of women's lingerie items, has just signed Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to an astounding 5-year, $50 million contract. Mrs. Palin will appear in television commercials with the first one to...
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Kanye West, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin To Throw Benefit Concert for Trump
White Settlement, TX President Trump's strongest supporters in the entertainment world have announced that they will have a benefit concert in support of the president. They will donate 2% of the profits to the Trump Defense Fund they know will be fo...
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
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Sarah Palin Invites "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner To Visit Alaska
WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has invited America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner to visit Alaska. Palin recently called Skinner and told him that she enjoyed watching him sing and that she really and truly feel...
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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
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Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"
Dreamland, USA Donald Trump, prospective candidate for the Republican Party of the United States, announced plans to convert U.S. currency to what he calls "Trump Dollars" once he takes over the country. "I can't give out all the specifics because...
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Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand
Washington, DC - Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume Party. "Voters love us,...
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It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC
Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!
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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
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Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
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Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract
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Sarah Palin Invites "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner To Visit Alaska
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
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Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
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Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!
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Sarah Palin's Porn Past
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Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween
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Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.
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It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC
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Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"
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Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
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Kanye West, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin To Throw Benefit Concert for Trump
