Donald Trump Denies He’s Dating Sarah Palin, But "Snowballs" Sarah Says Otherwise
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of America is that the twice-impeached, one term, lying sack of seagull shit (Donald Trump) is now involved with the failed vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 national election Sarah “…
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Sarah Palin's Playboy Offer
HOLLYWOOD, California - Hugh Hefner has stated that if John McCain is not elected president that he would like for Sarah Palin to appear in Playboy Magazine. Hef said that Palin would make a great centerfold and that the edition would literally f...
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...
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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!
Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...
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Bristol Palin Baby Belongs To John Edwards
Paliens Infiltrating Sarah Palin Events
Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Sarah Palin At FOX News Setting The Stage For A Palin-Hasselbeck Presidential Ticket In 2016
Sarah's Wink, Her Nod and a Palin Promise of a Blow Job!
Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package
Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!
Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!
More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh
An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"
Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie
Palin Goes Whalin'
Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.
The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homoph...
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Bristol Palin's Ex-Future Sister-In-Law Mercede "Sadie" Johnston To Grace The Pages of PlayGuy Magazine
WASILLA, Alaska - The 18-year-old sister of Levi Johnston, Mercede Johnston, has decided to follow in her brother's footsteps and show the Johnston family body au naturel in an upcoming issue of PlayGuy. Levi, the baby daddy of Bristol Palin's two...
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Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter
Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self p...
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Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery
Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...
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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...
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Palin Sends Massive Cold Wave To Disrupt Inauguration
Juneau AK-- Governor Sarah Palin is using HAARP technology to send a devastating cold wave to the Eastern Seaboard. The intense cold wave is scheduled to arrive just before the Obama Inauguration on January 20, 2009. Temperatures on the Washington...
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Kevin Skinner And Sarah Palin Agree To Hunt Down The Chupacabra That Took Jessica Simpson's Dog
HOLLYWOOD HILLS, California - Jessica Simpson, singer, songwriter, actress, and ex-Dallas Cowboy jinx has just stated that Kevin Skinner and Sarah Palin have both agreed to her urgent request that they hunt down the Chupacabra which made off with her...
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George Clooney Says That Looking At Stacy Keibler's Long, Luscious Legs Makes His Mouth Water
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler spent the weekend down at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas. The couple certainly made use of the beautiful beach as George and Stacy laid around rubbing sunblock on each othe...
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
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Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School
[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news] Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime. For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...
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Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex
The Republican party is in a state of shock today as many of its members suffered severe whiplash injuries in the recently discovered Hypocrisy vortex. "We had to change direction so quickly, it caused some of our party to sustain permanent injuri...
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Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome
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