Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery
Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy
Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...
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Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
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Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role
Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.
Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars
Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!
Sarah Palin's Book Bombshell: I'm Still a Virgin!
Sandra Bullock says Palin was original role model for Miss Congeniality movie
Wolf Blitzer Gets An Unbelievable Call From PETA
Tina Fey (aka Sarah Palin)
Sarah Palin Nude Photos beats Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus
Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"
Sarah Palin - Greek Goddess Reincarnation?
Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
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Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract
HOLLYWOOD, California - The world's largest manufacturer of women's lingerie items, has just signed Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to an astounding 5-year, $50 million contract. Mrs. Palin will appear in television commercials with the first one to...
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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
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Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?
Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...
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Kanye West, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin To Throw Benefit Concert for Trump
White Settlement, TX President Trump's strongest supporters in the entertainment world have announced that they will have a benefit concert in support of the president. They will donate 2% of the profits to the Trump Defense Fund they know will be fo...
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Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...
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Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True
Recent photographs of Sarah Palin seem to indicate that she's had some kind of work done on her face. Many believe she may have indulged herself while in India by getting some botox injections in her cheeks and lips. A telltale sign of botox enha...
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Octopus Predicts Palin For President
In a stunning announcement this morning, Paul, the Physic Octopus, has picked Sarah Palin to win the US presidency in 2012. With almost a perfect record in predicting World Cup soccer games, the famous Octopus has given new life to Republican hopes f...
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Talking Goat says Sarah Palin is the Antichrist
The news of Kah-Kah, a five year old Hailun breed goat, has astounded scientists around the world with what seems to be the first true and verifiable case of intelligent animal speech. And apparently, the goat had an announcement. Hao Wei Yuan, hi...
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Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!
After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf: "Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...
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Palin: Impeach LeBron As King Of Basketball
PANDERING FALLS, ALASKA -- Sarah Palin is calling for the impeachment of LeBron James as the king of basketball, noting his pursuit of a max deal at the expense of loyalty to his most recent employer, the Miami Heat, is despicable, reprehensible, loa...
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Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor
KANKAKEE, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Kankakee, the Illinois town where Confederate General Stonewall Jackson said to his rebel troops back in September of 1862, "Dammit fellers, I do believe dat we be some lost sons-of-b...
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Russian Space Toilet Fails, Economic Crap Spreads to Outer Space!
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Sarah Palin Selling Clothes on Ebay
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'The Marilyn Monroe Movie' - Staring Sarah Palin
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Secret Service Code Names: Sarah Palin - "McNuggets"
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Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally
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Bristol Palin Makes another Bad Decision
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After Being Told That President Obama Was in South America, Sarah Palin Remarked That She Didn't Know That The 2012 Presidential Primaries Had Started!
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Palin Sets Out Her Campaign Agenda
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Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin
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Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin
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McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!
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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!
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McCain dumps Palin, picks Tina Fey
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British Cartoon Cult Star Bagpuss to Play Sarah Palin in Wildly Animated Biography!
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Sarah Palin Declares Herself "Like, OK, God!"
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Sarah Palin Sleeps with Karl Rove
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Palin, Bachmann and Perry make history on "Jeopardy!"
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Congress To Choose An American For Pope
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Rush Limbaugh Tells Glenn Beck If He Doesn't Like The Republican Party Then Maybe He Needs To Join Sarah Palin's Rogue Teabag Party
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Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl