Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals Desire To Invade Russia

Sarah Palin Reveals Desire To Invade Russia

BEDFORD-STUYVESANT, New York - One of Sarah Palin's high school friends, Wynonna Loretta Pittenhouse, has told 'The View's' Barbara Walters that Palin called her up last week and confided something extremely personal and private to her. Pittenhou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Funny story: Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...

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Funny story: Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Ice Princess Sarah Palin Doll Sweeps World Markets;Outsells Obama My Little Messiah Action Figure!

Children all over the world have become enthralled with the Ice Princess Sarah Palin talking doll. Last month the hot item in figurines was Obama, My Little Messiah. In the fickle world of play things, the little doll called Sarah has captured ma...

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Funny story: Tina Fey (aka Sarah Palin)

Tina Fey (aka Sarah Palin)

NEW YORK CITY - An assistant to Governor Sarah Palin has stated that 'Salmon Sarah' really liked (and approved) of comedian Tina Fey's impersonation of her on NBC's Saturday Night Live. Amy Poehler mimicked Hillary Clinton, but it was Tina's on-t...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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Funny story: Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...

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Funny story: McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...

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Funny story: Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Barack Obama expressed "sincere regret" today over his controversial remark about putting lipstick on a pig. After substantial criticism that his joke was an inappropriate statement about Sarah Palin, Obama explained that he "never intended to offend...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor

Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor

KANKAKEE, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Kankakee, the Illinois town where Confederate General Stonewall Jackson said to his rebel troops back in September of 1862, "Dammit fellers, I do believe dat we be some lost sons-of-b...

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Funny story: Interview With The Vampire

Interview With The Vampire

"And you, Mr. Alberto Fisher are a real Vampire?" "Yesss, pardon the hisss but the teeth you know." "How do you know that you are a vampire? I see your reflection in the camera lens." "An old Wifesssss tail, I asssssure you. My thong is riding up." "Your thong?" "Yesss, I love to wear a thong. Feelssss good all under asssss the commercial usssed to sssay." "Do you drink blood?"...

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Funny story: Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...

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Funny story: IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

PORTLAND OR - According to my source, Mr. Watson, IBM (ittybitty machine corporation) has produced a computer program that is smarter than a cat. When they tested it using an IQ test, the cat failed completely, unable to even hold the pencil. The...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...

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Funny story: McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

Washington AC/DC - (Hustings Mess): Forget those sentimental and foolish GOP yearnings for Condoleezza Rice as John McCain's Number 2.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...

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