Dreamland, USA Donald Trump, prospective candidate for the Republican Party of the United States, announced plans to convert U.S. currency to what he calls "Trump Dollars" once he takes over the country.
"I can't give out all the specifics because that would provide aid and comfort to our enemies. But I will say this-Trump Dollars will make this country great again!" trumpeted Trump.
Sarah Palin was the first politician to come out for the Trump Dollar conversion. "I don't understand how it works myself," said Palin. "But if Mr. Trump says it's what's best for our country it must be!"