NEW YORK CITY - F Network GOPolitical pundits Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck have said that they both want for Meghan McCain to resign from the GOP immediately.
Glenn Beck said that the photos of Meghan McCain showing an expanse of cleavage is not the image that the members of the GOP want to convey.
Rush Limbaugh agreed with his little buddy whom he calls "Becky."
Limbaugh also remarked that he is tired of having Meghan McCain criticize the GOPrincess Ann Coulter and calling her names like "Trigger Face," "Pretzel Legs," and "Swizzle Stick."
Beck also commented that he wants John McCain's daughter out of the Republican party because she is overweight. He added that traditionally the Republican party has been the party of non-overweight women.
In response to Limbaugh saying that Meghan called Coulter "Trigger Face" the stunningly attractive and even more stunningly witty McCain said, "Hey, if the friggin' horse shoe fits wear it!."
Meghan then addressed Beck's remark by saying that the little skinny crybaby cries so much on the air that it is a wonder he can read the teleprompter.
She pointed out that the next time she sees Mr. Beck in person she is going to get her overweight arm and get the little puny twit in an arm lock and squeeze his sissified a*s until little "Granny Teardrops" yells stop it mommy.
Limbaugh has also said that Meghan McCain has called Laura Ingraham a "Pastel Princess" who has the personality of a used drink coaster.
When Meghan was asked if she had in fact made that remark she answered that she had and added that in regards to the drink coaster, Laura is drab, wet, and flat-chested as the dickens.
She then said that Limbaugh needs to tell his little GOP groupie girl that if her A-Cup bra fits to wear it.
Meghan McCain has said that she and not political windbags like Coulter and Ingraham is the further of the GOP. Meghan is definitely a straight-shooter who shoots from her statuesquely sexy womanly hips and the Arizona goddess takes no prisoners.
She added that she will continue to attack fellow GOPers like Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham because the two twittering twits like to attack other people.
Meghan said that the dishwater blonde twins are perfect examples of two beeachs who can certainly dish it out but who cannot take it.
Sean Hannity reportedly said that he does not appreciate hearing a fellow Republican like Miss McCain cut down her fellow GOPers.
Meghan laughed and said that the Fred Flintstone-looking Hannity does not want to get into a game of hardball with her because if he does when they get finished, the 'Seanster' will end up nads-less.
McCain recently remarked that she did not appreciate the fact that the Bush administration did not support her father in his quest for the GOP presidential nomination.
She said that as far as she was concerned George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld were the GOP versions of the Three Stooges.
When Meghan was asked to comment on her father's running mate Sarah Palin, Meghan said that "Snow Plow," as her and her mom Cindy referred to her, was just an over-glorified hockey mom who enjoyed acting like a man and stalking, shooting, skinning, and sauteing wildlife.
McCain said that she had several conversations with Sarah and Palin made it very clear that she wished that she had been born a man.
During a trip to Des Moines, Iowa Palin told her that she was homesick and missed the fact that she had not shot anything in over a week.
Meghan told her that she had a sick affliction and that instead of thinking about manly things like blasting away poor defenseless animals she should think about womanly things like baking, cooking, washing the dishes, and cleaning the toilets.
Meghan said that Palin reached over and bit her on her left thumb. Meghan says that she instinctively kicked her between her legs, knocking her down to the floor.
Palin started screaming. A secret service agent ran into the room and asked what had happened. Meghan told the agent that Palin had choked on some baked Alaska that she was eating.
Meg said that her mom Cindy, never liked Palin. Cindy used to tell her that Sarah got to the point where she actually began thinking that she was really Tina Fey.
One night after an old-fashioned barbecue in Amarillo, Texas, Sarah actually went up to John McCain and told him that she wanted a raise.
He looked at her, took the Mango Margarita glass out of her hand, and told her to stop acting like a Democrat. Sarah reportedly called him an old geezer with a dumbass looking comb-over.
Cindy heard her and was going to slap her, but luckily Megan caught her mom's hand. Meghan said that she reminded her mom that Palin had a hunting rifle in one of her suitcases.
A recent survey conducted by the national surveying agency, The Asking Agency stated that the percentage of registered Democratic voters who like and trust Meghan McCain is 87%. Sarah Palin's percentage is 3%, and George W. Bush's percentage was a minus 1%.
