Alaskan Baby Seal Volunteers to Be Sarah Palin's Coat

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 7 February 2009

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Fuzzy can be seen at the Wolf Hunter's ball as the Governor's fur cape

Since losing her Republican financed wardrobe, sarah Palin as been named the most frequently naked governor. With the Alaskan winter in full bore the Governor has been scouting out some free or affordable clothing sources. That what brings us today to the admirable act of self sacrifice of one Fuzzy the baby seal.

When little Fuzzy heard about the Alaskan leader's plight, he performed the most courageous deed known to animal or human kind...he gave hos fur for a friend. Fuzzy or at least his hide can now be seen trotting about Alaska's elite social circuit warming the shoulders of the Republican party's party animal and their next big Presidential loser!

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