Song celebrates streets of San Francisco
UPDATE: You can hear the song without Pythonista!! Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Francisco. The song, a series of...
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Bolsonaro's Business
Brazilian President, Jair Bolsonaro, has cancelled a trip to New York because people plan to protest about what an abhorrent pile of sentient herpes he is. Unable to deal with protestors he can’t just shoot at will, he’s decided to stay the fuck in B...
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Nashville Old-Timer Intrigued to Learn There's Also a "Broadway" in New York City
Nashville local Cal Landry, born and bred in burgeoning Music City, was intrigued to learn that New York City has a street with a name identical to that of the thoroughfare running through downtown Nashville, "Broadway." "Funny that two big cities...
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Writer Impressed at Speed with which His Best Ideas Run Away
Fiction writer Glenn Merchant of New York City never runs out of ideas, but, unfortunately, his best ones tend to run away from him – and fast. “I can’t seem to hold onto a single bit of true inspiration,” said Glenn. “These babies know how to bo...
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Blindsided: NY Woman Learns Blind Boyfriend Not That Blind - and Has Been Seeing Someone Else
Meghan Larson of disability-friendly New York City was devastated to learn that her blind boyfriend, Lance, wasn't that blind - and had been seeing another woman for over a year. "They say love is blind, and it was literally true in my case," sai...
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New York Woman Heartened by Effusive Praise from Tech Support Specialist
After a good deal of back and forth over instant messaging in which he patiently directed software user Christine Roberts toward the arrow at the top left of her computer screen, technical support wiz Tony Valdez effusively congratulated Christine on...
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Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found
Andrew Cuomo Interview
Starbucks Baristas Study; Customers Squawk
Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say
New York Writer Confident that 2019 Will Bring Life Muse and/or Divine Inspiration
Osama's Niece Is A Terrorist.
Berlusconi Bomb Blasts British consulate in New York, Blair Blames Bush Love Tiff
Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square
New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For
Statue of Liberty Head Kills 4
Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album
First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey
Queens Man Singlehandedly Making America Old-School Again
By taking it upon himself to bring back certain - in his view - underused words like "thrice" and "twofold," Ben Baxter of Queens, New York, is aiming to singlehandedly make America old-school again. "Twice may be nice, but thrice is twofold bada...
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Introvert Successfully Avoids Eye Contact at Workplace for Over Three Years
Through sheer grit and the strategic use of headphones, New York introvert Matthew Lister successfully managed to avoid making eye contact with anyone at his workplace for over three years, before transitioning to a remote position. Matthew wasn't...
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Mayor Brags that NYC Only Fifth-Worst City to Live In
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio proudly announced that according to a recent U.S. News and World Report study, the Big Apple is only the nation's fifth-worst major city to live in, comfortably edging out hellholes like Fresno, Stockton, Modesto, a...
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Hulk Porn Greeted With Bad Press
NEW YORK CITY-Comic book legend Stan Lee announced that the release of Marvel's new adult movie ‘Hulk In The Pants' will be delayed due to the string of bad press the unreleased movie has already received from critics.
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No Parking: A Story of Revenge
They say New Year’s Eve in New York is special. Well, this one was, that’s for sure. At least for me. I stare down at the stained blue rug. The corpse has been wheeled out to the mortuary van, but the chalk outline of the literary critic’s tortured body remains as a creepy reminder for me and the other ten members of my writing club. The clock is striking twelve; the New Year has begun. But s...
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Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment
Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
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McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food
McDonalds fast food organisation has opened its first store in New York that will sell only Halal Food. They have made two delicous new burgers made with Halal meat called the McHal and the McLamb. The McHal will cost only 99c and comes with a gau...
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Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein
NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...
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Prohibition Returns to New York State
Albany NY: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Interstate Commerce Clause of the US Constitution cannot be used to justify Congress controlling the American people's purchasing of health insurance. However, the justices also ruled the US Congress...
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Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race
"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
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Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"
For the first time since abandoning his presidential bid, former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani sat for an interview to discuss his run for the country's top office and his future plans with freelance journalist Joshua Binkley.
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