Funny story: Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News

Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein Invites Women’s Soccer Team To His Mansion

Jeffrey Epstein Invites Women’s Soccer Team To His Mansion

BILLINGSGATE POST: After turning down offers to visit the White House and the International House of Pancakes, the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team accepted an offer from Jeffrey Epstein to visit his mansion in New York City. A ticker-tape parade through...

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Funny story: New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”

New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”

Ah, Robert Mueller. Up until now, he’s been the focus of many as “a savior”. Hardworking and diligent, a believer in justice with no desire for fame or fortune and who, up until recently, never said a word about his investigation. Here’s what h...

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Funny story: 15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.

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Funny story: De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...

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Funny story: Hulk Porn Greeted With Bad Press

Hulk Porn Greeted With Bad Press

NEW YORK CITY-Comic book legend Stan Lee announced that the release of Marvel's new adult movie ‘Hulk In The Pants' will be delayed due to the string of bad press the unreleased movie has already received from critics.

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Funny story: Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team

Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team

NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...

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Funny story: Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy

Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy

Marvel Comics character and part-time superhero Spiderman announced his retirement today to a stunned New York City and a number of delighted criminal masterminds.

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Funny story: New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression

New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression

After decades of struggling with his deep-rooted existential malaise, Mitchell Hartley, a writer living in New York City, finally sought professional help in dealing with the transience of everything and the inherently unsatisfactory nature of life,...

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Funny story: Protestors Camp Out in Newspaper Office and No One Notices

Protestors Camp Out in Newspaper Office and No One Notices

New York- Today, reporters at the city's most prestigious newspaper office kept working as usual as protestors from the Occupy Wall Street movement set up a base camp in their building. A protestor who goes by Greg stated that he and a few of his...

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Funny story: No Parking: A Story of Revenge

No Parking: A Story of Revenge

They say New Year’s Eve in New York is special. Well, this one was, that’s for sure. At least for me. I stare down at the stained blue rug. The corpse has been wheeled out to the mortuary van, but the chalk outline of the literary critic’s tortured body remains as a creepy reminder for me and the other ten members of my writing club. The clock is striking twelve; the New Year has begun. But s...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein

Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein

NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...

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Funny story: Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...

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Funny story: Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings

Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has let it be known that they are not going to accept a fad simply because California, New York, and Nevada do. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] authored a bill known as The Anti-Piercin...

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Funny story: LULAC: Bank Vaults "Exclusionary, Divisive"

LULAC: Bank Vaults "Exclusionary, Divisive"

NEW YORK, USA - LULAC, the League of United Latin American Citizens, following their condemnation of the Secure Fence Act, released a statement on Tuesday denouncing US banks for their use of heavy steel, time-lock vaults.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...

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Funny story: Pack of Cougars Attack Man in New York

Pack of Cougars Attack Man in New York

A New York man is claiming he was stalked then ambushed by a pack of marauding predator cougars while minding his own business in Manhattan. John Turner, 25, says he was badly shaken by the ordeal and is now seeking therapy however his physical in...

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Funny story: Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor

Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor

Kristin Davis, the actress from Sex and the City, today endorsed her namesake Kristin Davis (aka The Manhattan Madam) in the NY race for Governor. Madam Davis is running an outsider campaign promising to legalize marijuana and prostitution. Th...

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Funny story: Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...

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Funny story: Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.

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