Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News
Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved...
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Jeffrey Epstein Invites Women’s Soccer Team To His Mansion
BILLINGSGATE POST: After turning down offers to visit the White House and the International House of Pancakes, the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team accepted an offer from Jeffrey Epstein to visit his mansion in New York City. A ticker-tape parade through...
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New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”
Ah, Robert Mueller. Up until now, he’s been the focus of many as “a savior”. Hardworking and diligent, a believer in justice with no desire for fame or fortune and who, up until recently, never said a word about his investigation. Here’s what h...
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected
After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...
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Hulk Porn Greeted With Bad Press
NEW YORK CITY-Comic book legend Stan Lee announced that the release of Marvel's new adult movie ‘Hulk In The Pants' will be delayed due to the string of bad press the unreleased movie has already received from critics.
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Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes
Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs
Jolie receives humanitarian award
Britney Spears Arrested in New York
NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"
"Finally I can have a favorite" says mother of formerly conjoined twins
John Gotti Endorses Paladino For New York Godfather
Brooke Astor strikes back
My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 18th August
Giant sloth terrorises sanitation workers in NYC sewage tunnel
New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses
Broadway Show ‘Naked' Closed to Save GOP
Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team
NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...
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Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy
Marvel Comics character and part-time superhero Spiderman announced his retirement today to a stunned New York City and a number of delighted criminal masterminds.
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New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression
After decades of struggling with his deep-rooted existential malaise, Mitchell Hartley, a writer living in New York City, finally sought professional help in dealing with the transience of everything and the inherently unsatisfactory nature of life,...
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Protestors Camp Out in Newspaper Office and No One Notices
New York- Today, reporters at the city's most prestigious newspaper office kept working as usual as protestors from the Occupy Wall Street movement set up a base camp in their building. A protestor who goes by Greg stated that he and a few of his...
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No Parking: A Story of Revenge
They say New Year’s Eve in New York is special. Well, this one was, that’s for sure. At least for me. I stare down at the stained blue rug. The corpse has been wheeled out to the mortuary van, but the chalk outline of the literary critic’s tortured body remains as a creepy reminder for me and the other ten members of my writing club. The clock is striking twelve; the New Year has begun. But s...
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Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein
NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...
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Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...
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Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings
DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has let it be known that they are not going to accept a fad simply because California, New York, and Nevada do. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] authored a bill known as The Anti-Piercin...
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Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again
New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...
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Pack of Cougars Attack Man in New York
A New York man is claiming he was stalked then ambushed by a pack of marauding predator cougars while minding his own business in Manhattan. John Turner, 25, says he was badly shaken by the ordeal and is now seeking therapy however his physical in...
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Kristin Davis Endorses Kristin Davis for Governor
Kristin Davis, the actress from Sex and the City, today endorsed her namesake Kristin Davis (aka The Manhattan Madam) in the NY race for Governor. Madam Davis is running an outsider campaign promising to legalize marijuana and prostitution. Th...
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Wedding planner crisis grips New York
Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...
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Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster
NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.
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Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed
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Paris Hilton's Jail Survival Guide or The Celbutantes Guide To Having A Good Time While Doing Time
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Country Music Awards In New York City
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Che Guevara Honored In New York City
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Trump Pitches New Show to Fox; Celebrity Congressman
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Conservative Group Drops NY Lawsuit Against Gay Marriage, Files Suit Against God
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Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese See New York VERY Differently
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Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square
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Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race
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Queens Man Singlehandedly Making America Old-School Again
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Lance Armstrong changes carriers
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Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse
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Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations
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Prohibition Returns to New York State
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Anthony Weiner Dejected and Depressed Says He May Just Say The Heck With It And Move To Africa
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Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England
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SNOWMAGEDDON 2015 Fizzles... New York City Shuts Down Anyway...
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Bill De Blasio's NYC Blizzard A Global Warming Damp Squib
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New York City Cockroach Finally Gets His Own Apartment
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Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash
