McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food
McDonalds fast food organisation has opened its first store in New York that will sell only Halal Food. They have made two delicous new burgers made with Halal meat called the McHal and the McLamb. The McHal will cost only 99c and comes with a gau...
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Lip Shaped Urinals have new buyer.
NEW YORK, New York - Virgin Atlanitc Airlines remained coy about the rumors, but insiders insist that the red-lipsticked, mouth shaped urinals that Virgin had orignally planned to install in their lounge at New York's JFK Airport have a new buyer...
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Whores In Brooklyn Are Taking Food Stamps In Lieu of Money
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. has just learned from an undercover female officer, that prostitutes working the streets of Brooklyn, are so desperate that they are accepting food stamps in lieu of good old US greenbacks. One…
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A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…
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New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady
The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...
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Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team
NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...
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NY City Mayor Eric Adams Responds to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
Dissatisfied Coffee Shop Customer Decides to Take His Business Elsewhere
Song celebrates streets of San Francisco
Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs
Mexican drug dealers have control over New York City
Man Sues God for Fraud
Missing cobra in New York causes havoc in Central Park as it attacks a bitch!
New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!
Depressed Pigeon Misses Shitting on People
Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?
A Very Fire Island
Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash
The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides
Uber car rides have been around since 2009, and they originated in San Francisco. Since then there have been millions of Uber cars all over the nation. And now comes the latest from Uber, which is Uber motorcycle rides. Uber motorcycle rides…
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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McSushi
New York City, U.S.A. - MacDonald's Corporation announced today to Wall Street analysts a joint venture with the International Rice Genome Sequencing Project (IRGSP) of Beijing, China. The venture is expected to produce revolutionary rice products f...
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Price of Gas Spurs General Strike in US
New York, New York (IPP) - The streets of New York City and most other metropolitan areas across the United States are quiet today as folks everywhere are staying home to protest the price of gasoline and heating oil.
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Prime Time News: Katie Couric to Bare More Than Soul in Playboy Photospread
NEW YORK (CBSNEWS)-Heads will soon be a-turnin' in the direction of soon-to-be CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric. But eyes will focus not so much on the television screen as across the glossy ‘naughty newsless' pages of...
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Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein
NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...
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Gillette Introduces Mach-12 Razor
NEW YORK-In retaliation to Shick's new Quattro four-bladed razor, Gillette decided to up the ante by introducing the new Mach-12. "Those guys thought they would out-do us with their puny four blades," said Gillette spokesperson Ron Garret, "but I'd l...
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'head' nabbed on 'maiden fight"
New York, N.Y. - The Frenchman who 'heads' the International Monetary Fund was nabbed off a plane in New York for allegedly molesting the 'head' of a Manhattan hotel maid today according to police in N.Y. Dominique Strauss-Kahn met New York's fine...
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