Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring
NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics. People are saying that the New York governor conducts him...
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Dove Feels Unfairly Pigeonholed
Fed up with constantly being regarded as a symbol of peace, a dove named Dave, from New York City, admitted to feeling unfairly pigeonholed. “I’ve got nothing against peace, of course,” said Dave. “But I also experience a whole range of other emot...
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!
Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...
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Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment
Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
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Spiderman Quits Law Enforcement, Becomes Pizza Boy
Marvel Comics character and part-time superhero Spiderman announced his retirement today to a stunned New York City and a number of delighted criminal masterminds.
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No Parking: A Story of Revenge
New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best
Courtney Love to Attend Finishing School
Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!
Writer Impressed at Speed with which His Best Ideas Run Away
De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected
New York Governor Race: Breakdown
McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food
Young Man's Death Deemed Non-Tragic Suicide
Osama's Niece Is A Terrorist.
Lesbian Out - Biebain's In
Blindsided: NY Woman Learns Blind Boyfriend Not That Blind - and Has Been Seeing Someone Else
Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein
NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...
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Andrew Cuomo Interview
Andrew Cuomo surprised the New York establishment by agreeing to an interview with me, Rick Andrew Carl. The notoriously reticent pol sat with your correspondent for an engaging and enlightening discussion: RAC: Thank you for agreeing to speak with us. AC: My pleasure. RAC: You've received wide acclaim for your work as Attorney General. Why leave a job you're doing well for such a di...
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No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son
NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.
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Crazed Clown Car Chase (National Alliteration Championships soon)
A crazed clown was spotted driving down a major New York highway in an exploding stunt car at noon today. The clown later revealed to be local legend, Stinko the Clown, put his floppy shoed foot to the pedal, which in turn was put to the metal in per...
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Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race
"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
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Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News
Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved...
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Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team
NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...
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Drones Don't Get Invited to City's New Year's Eve Bash
Outrage was in evidence among drones (y'know, those flying thingies that come in all sizes and shapes) when they learned they were not invited to the massive party thrown by the city of White Plains, north of New York City. More specifically, the d...
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The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting
MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias. Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square. Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pi...
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Song celebrates streets of San Francisco
UPDATE: You can hear the http://www.midiworld.com/files/3230 without Pythonista!! Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Franc...
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