Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'head' nabbed on 'maiden fight"

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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New York, N.Y. - The Frenchman who 'heads' the International Monetary Fund was nabbed off a plane in New York for allegedly molesting the 'head' of a Manhattan hotel maid today according to police in N.Y.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn met New York's finest as his ass sat in first class on an Air France jet.

Strauss-Kahn was on his way to the 'head' of Germany, chancellor Angela Merkel. She could not be reached for comment, but sources say she was blushing.

Strauss-Kahn is so foo foo that he has a special arrangement with Air France, according to the airline, that allows him to get on any flight and sit in first class, bumping whomever may be in his way. That's our money at work.

While leaving the plane, with the help of New York's finest, he tried to expose himself to the stewardess, according to officer McFist.

The New York police are holding him for 3 trillion dollars, enough to bail out the U.S.A., almost all of the money extracted from Congress when it was taken hostage at the threat of marshal law.

He left so hastily the scene of the alleged crime, he forgot his pants and cell phone.

France has disavowed any connection to the man.

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