Funny story - Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President

Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President

What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…

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Funny story - Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...

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Funny story - Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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Funny story - Crash Test Moon Dummies and NASA’s Great Lie

Crash Test Moon Dummies and NASA’s Great Lie

Three crash-test dummies, or better yet, space radiation test dummies are heading to the moon. They will be covered in 5,600 sensors to test the radiation levels as they travel to the moon. Will they get out and walk and take selfies and drive a moon…

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Funny story - The Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics

The Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics

NASA has named its latest rocket to the moon, Artemis. She was the Greek goddess of the hunt and the moon (among other things – childbirth being one … America’s abortion schism problems are heading to the moon!) This rocket is apparently the most…

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Funny story - The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More

The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More

NASA: Strange news coming out of the solar system! All planets, asteroids, comets, and mini black holes are moving AWAY from Earth. Doctor Geekie Von Nerdlinger has stated: “Yes, well, it’s a very odd phenomenon, we’ve never seen anything like…

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Funny story - Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...

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Funny story - Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Funny story - Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...

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Funny story - Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Astronomers who spotted a near-earth object approximately 220,000 miles from our planet have calculated the speed and trajectory of the object in relation to orbit speed. They have concluded that the large asteroid will impact directly on the San Die...

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Funny story - Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...

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Funny story - Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Space - "Houston we have a problem," was the call put in earlier by NASA astronaut Maj. James P. Sutton, Jr. It seems Maj. Sutton left the keys to the international space station on his bedroom nightstand.

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Funny story - NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...

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Funny story - NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk

NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk

Combining scientific and medical procedures during a planned experiment at the international space station, two NASA astronauts completed a historic series of tests in the cold vacuum of space this past Monday. Designed to test the human body's...

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Funny story - Warp Drive - A Reality

Warp Drive - A Reality

Professor David Allen Batchelor of the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center announced today a major step forward in vehicle propulsion.

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Funny story - Not Another Silly Acronym

Not Another Silly Acronym

In a leaked memo from NASA it has been revealed that the acronym agency really does make up acronyms to fit words they have already come up with, even when the word does not seem to resemble any aspect of the resulting acronym. The "Medical Inform...

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Funny story - US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...

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Funny story - NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO

NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO

Cape Canaveral - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): Furious NASA officials have said Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell is 'away with the fairies' after he told reporters a rogue UFO was probably behind the Challenger Space Shuttle disas...

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Funny story - "Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

"Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

Redmond, WA. James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty" to millions of Trekkies and Engineers the world over, died quietly at his home near the Microsoft campus on Wednesday.

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Funny story - Scientific expedition to the sun

Scientific expedition to the sun

NASHA: In what would be one of a kind, the NASHA space research centre announced at a press conference that they are planning to send a group of humans to the sun to study its topography.

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