NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - NASA has just made an amazing announcement. Planet experts have revealed that tests show that Labia Majora (the planet) is made up of 43% gold. A NASA spokesperson stated that the discovery was made after the US planet ro…
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NASA Preparing to Slam Astronauts Into Asteroid to Push it Off Course
Have you ever had dreams about a giant rock coming from the depths of the Solar system and hitting Earth? You are not the only one! This nightmarish scenario was a subject of many scientific studies and inspired experts to find a way to avoid Armaged…
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Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Scientists from Maine to Oregon have expressed that they are not at all happy with the name that NASA officials have chosen for the newly-discovered planet. At a recent conference of the Modern American Scientists Guild,…
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Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX
SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…
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A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Just when everyone thinks that nothing else stupid-as-shit, could come out about old “Toddler Fingers” (DJT), the racist, perverted pussy-grabber shocks the nation. A high-ranking NASA official, who did not want his name…
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...
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Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!
Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery
The Solar Tsunami Headed Toward Earth: What NASA Isn't Saying
Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus
Bush Nominates Big Bird to Head NASA
NASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen
Martian Probe Discovers Life, Then Kills It
Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009
Organic Molecules Found on Pluto - International Astronomers Pissed
Warp Drive - A Reality
Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
NASA Is Shocked To Learn That The Warranty on The Mars Land Rover Perseverance Has Expired
Einstein's Theory Disproven
Scientists at the NASA Space Centre For Calculations And That today revealed that Einstein's Theory Of Relativity has, in fact, no basis in reality, and that the 'Theory' was conceived by no less than the World-Renowned Crystallographist...
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Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - News of a small but significant behind the scenes brouhaha over top NASA officials' decision to broadcast a Beatles song into space has not yet reached the mainstream media. It is the latest in the ages long strugg...
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The moon is not real
In shocking news today, NASA have admitted that the moon landings were fake, but not because they could not make it to the moon, but because the moon is fake. "We actually did go to the moon," said Professor Boffin of JPL's San Andreas lab. "But w...
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Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…
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Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station
Space - "Houston we have a problem," was the call put in earlier by NASA astronaut Maj. James P. Sutton, Jr. It seems Maj. Sutton left the keys to the international space station on his bedroom nightstand.
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Musk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon
Houston, TX - According to sources close to the new richest man in the world, he begrudgingly had to order a small part for his next rocket launch from the man that used to be the richest man in the world. 'He had to smoke 2 joints before he hit t…
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NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'
A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...
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Texas a'Blaze, Governor Perry requests emergency BBQ Sauce
Looking like the old Bonanza map, Texas, seen from above by NASA satellites is totally engulfed in flames. Texans however, by nature, in the vicinity of any type of FIRE instinctively break out the grills, ribs, bibs, charcoal and most importantly,...
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Trump Now Insists He Never Wanted To Send The Land Rover To The Sun – It Was To The...(You Won't Believe It!)
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – iNews reported that NASA recently revealed that the former resident of the White House, Donald Trump, actually wanted to spend $19.8 billion of the American taxpayers money to send the land rover to the sun. iNews reporte…
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
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Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry
It's called Kepler 22-b, it has a temperature of 22 degrees C, and it's only 600 light years away. It is the most Earth-like planet yet discovered by NASA, who have found hundreds of planets outside our own Solar System in recent years. It is like...
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NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father
Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son. The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
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Texas a'Blaze, Governor Perry requests emergency BBQ Sauce
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Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead
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NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists
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Not Another Silly Acronym
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NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father
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Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn
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Musk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon
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A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!
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NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!
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Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station
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Einstein's Theory Disproven
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The moon is not real
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Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry
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NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
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Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX
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Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora
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NASA Preparing to Slam Astronauts Into Asteroid to Push it Off Course
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Trump Now Insists He Never Wanted To Send The Land Rover To The Sun – It Was To The...(You Won't Believe It!)
