Funny story - NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - NASA has just made an amazing announcement. Planet experts have revealed that tests show that Labia Majora (the planet) is made up of 43% gold. A NASA spokesperson stated that the discovery was made after the US planet ro…

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Funny story - NASA Preparing to Slam Astronauts Into Asteroid to Push it Off Course

NASA Preparing to Slam Astronauts Into Asteroid to Push it Off Course

Have you ever had dreams about a giant rock coming from the depths of the Solar system and hitting Earth? You are not the only one! This nightmarish scenario was a subject of many scientific studies and inspired experts to find a way to avoid Armaged…

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Funny story - Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora

Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Scientists from Maine to Oregon have expressed that they are not at all happy with the name that NASA officials have chosen for the newly-discovered planet. At a recent conference of the Modern American Scientists Guild,…

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Funny story - Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…

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Funny story - A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!

A Top NASA Official Reveals That Dumbass Trump Wanted To Send A Land Rover To The Sun!

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Just when everyone thinks that nothing else stupid-as-shit, could come out about old “Toddler Fingers” (DJT), the racist, perverted pussy-grabber shocks the nation. A high-ranking NASA official, who did not want his name…

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Funny story - NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...

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Funny story - Einstein's Theory Disproven

Einstein's Theory Disproven

Scientists at the NASA Space Centre For Calculations And That today revealed that Einstein's Theory Of Relativity has, in fact, no basis in reality, and that the 'Theory' was conceived by no less than the World-Renowned Crystallographist...

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Funny story - Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead

Hannah Montana song originally planned to be beamed into space as Valentine's Day gift to NASA daughters; jealous moms' demanded Beatles instead

Kennedy Space Center, Florida - News of a small but significant behind the scenes brouhaha over top NASA officials' decision to broadcast a Beatles song into space has not yet reached the mainstream media. It is the latest in the ages long strugg...

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Funny story - The moon is not real

The moon is not real

In shocking news today, NASA have admitted that the moon landings were fake, but not because they could not make it to the moon, but because the moon is fake. "We actually did go to the moon," said Professor Boffin of JPL's San Andreas lab. "But w...

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Funny story - Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

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Funny story - Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Space - "Houston we have a problem," was the call put in earlier by NASA astronaut Maj. James P. Sutton, Jr. It seems Maj. Sutton left the keys to the international space station on his bedroom nightstand.

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Funny story - Musk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon

Musk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon

Houston, TX - According to sources close to the new richest man in the world, he begrudgingly had to order a small part for his next rocket launch from the man that used to be the richest man in the world. 'He had to smoke 2 joints before he hit t…

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Funny story - Not Another Silly Acronym

Not Another Silly Acronym

In a leaked memo from NASA it has been revealed that the acronym agency really does make up acronyms to fit words they have already come up with, even when the word does not seem to resemble any aspect of the resulting acronym. The "Medical Inform...

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Funny story - NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...

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Funny story - Texas a'Blaze, Governor Perry requests emergency BBQ Sauce

Texas a'Blaze, Governor Perry requests emergency BBQ Sauce

Looking like the old Bonanza map, Texas, seen from above by NASA satellites is totally engulfed in flames. Texans however, by nature, in the vicinity of any type of FIRE instinctively break out the grills, ribs, bibs, charcoal and most importantly,...

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Funny story - Trump Now Insists He Never Wanted To Send The Land Rover To The Sun – It Was To The...(You Won't Believe It!)

Trump Now Insists He Never Wanted To Send The Land Rover To The Sun – It Was To The...(You Won't Believe It!)

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – iNews reported that NASA recently revealed that the former resident of the White House, Donald Trump, actually wanted to spend $19.8 billion of the American taxpayers money to send the land rover to the sun. iNews reporte…

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Funny story - Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Funny story - NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

NASA: Mars Has Oil, WMD's, Evil Dictator, Terrorists

WASHINGTON-In an astonishing announcement, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has revealed that the Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity have discovered irrefutable evidence of life past and present on the red planet.

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Funny story - Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry

Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry

It's called Kepler 22-b, it has a temperature of 22 degrees C, and it's only 600 light years away. It is the most Earth-like planet yet discovered by NASA, who have found hundreds of planets outside our own Solar System in recent years. It is like...

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Funny story - NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son. The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...

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