Funny story - The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo

The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo

HOUSTON – (Satire News) - Everyone at NASA is extremely shocked at a photo that the Mars Land Rover has just sent back. The photo clearly shows a wooden home with a dog in front of it. NASA scientists are totally baffled at the photo, which the…

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Funny story - NASA Discovers a Brand New Planet

NASA Discovers a Brand New Planet

HOUSTON – NASA has just informed the media that planetary scientists have just made an astounding discovery. The team of scientists, who use the code name, 'the Brainiacs', have announced that they have just discovered a planet that they guess is...

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Funny story - Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery

Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery

(Pasadena, California) On what would normally be joyously hailed as “hope that a second Earth lies among the stars,” scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the California Institute of Technology today unenthusiastically mentioned the disco...

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Funny story - Scientists at NASA Now Admit That the Big Dipper is Really Not as Big as Everyone Thinks It Is

Scientists at NASA Now Admit That the Big Dipper is Really Not as Big as Everyone Thinks It Is

HOUSTON – A group of extremely brilliant scientists at NASA have made an amazing discovery regarding the Big Dipper (aka Ursa Major). After implementing a brand new state-of-the-art extremely-high-powered telescope, that was produced on the Paci...

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Funny story - Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...

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Funny story - Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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Funny story - NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

Pasadena, Ca - "Just a couple of big breaths should get these babes going," the head of NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today, "so long as you don't have an allergy to rubber or speak with a lithp - er...lisp!" News of the delivery was welco...

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Funny story - Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...

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Funny story - Names of Space Rovers

Names of Space Rovers

Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.

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Funny story - Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

Hubble Telescope Discovers Black Hole on Uranus

NASA announced today that the Hubble telescope has recently sent them images of Uranus that have led them to making some shocking discoveries. "We have discovered what appears to be a black hole on Uranus," comment John Spacey, Director of Misa...

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Funny story - "Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

"Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

Redmond, WA. James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty" to millions of Trekkies and Engineers the world over, died quietly at his home near the Microsoft campus on Wednesday.

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Funny story - Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists

Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confirmation that aliens already have landed on Earth and may have been here for years, has been announced by NASA scientists. In the January edition of NASA’s respected journal “Get Outa My Space,” a picture of one these critter...

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Funny story - SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

Cape Canaveral: Not that Elon Musk is trying to make a point with Donald Trump, (Who can?), but the Space X rocket launch was postponed, not because of raindrops, but because the rocket is being fixed with a face mask. Thinking people started ask...

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Funny story - Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...

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Funny story - Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...

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Funny story - Apollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found

Apollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found

NASA officials say that the golf balls struck from the Moon's surface by Commander Alan Shepard during the Apollo 14 mission in February 1971, may never be found. Shepard drove the first 6-iron shot from a dusty lie on February 9, but, although he...

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Funny story - Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- NASA has once again delayed its long-awaited launch of the space shuttle Discovery until at least next week, now stating that Gremlins are causing the problems. The space agency is no closer to finding the Gremlins which recen...

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Funny story - Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...

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Funny story - Warp Drive - A Reality

Warp Drive - A Reality

Professor David Allen Batchelor of the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center announced today a major step forward in vehicle propulsion.

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Funny story - Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Seven 'cave entrances' have been discovered on the surface of Mars by NASA's Odyssey space craft. The caves have excited the Scientific Community, who are very easily excited.

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