Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!
NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This d...
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Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists
BILLINGSGATE POST: Confirmation that aliens already have landed on Earth and may have been here for years, has been announced by NASA scientists. In the January edition of NASA’s respected journal “Get Outa My Space,” a picture of one these critter...
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Apollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found
NASA officials say that the golf balls struck from the Moon's surface by Commander Alan Shepard during the Apollo 14 mission in February 1971, may never be found. Shepard drove the first 6-iron shot from a dusty lie on February 9, but, although he...
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NASA Mistakes Kim Kardashian's Rear as Earth's Long Theorized Second Moon
In an embarrassing mistake sure make some heads roll, as well as eyes, NASA issued a retraction to a recent story that the long-theorized, but never confirmed, "Earth's Second Moon" had been found, once it was confirmed it was actually a picture of...
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Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied
NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...
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Aliens On Way To Earth
Images captured by a NASA space monitoring satellite have confirmed that Earth is likely to come under attack from an alien strike force before the end of the century. The images show aliens advancing in formation at a very slow pace, indeed. Pres...
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Russian Mars Probe Set to Penetrate Earth's Sensitive Atmosphere
NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll
Warp Drive - A Reality
Hubble Telescope Spots Lois Lerner's Emails Leaving Solar System in Secret Rocket
Dark Matter "Needs to Lighten Up" Says Head of CERN
UPS robbed: NASA mind-reading sensors taken
Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay
Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?
Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt
NASA Shuttle Flies Away with our Business, U.S. Postal Service Complains
Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars
Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up
NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon
It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...
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Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive
Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...
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Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009
HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
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Names of Space Rovers
Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.
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Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...
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NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'
A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...
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NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks
After restarting the NASA program that lay dormant under the Obama Administration, NASA had finally discovered a planet that was fit for human habitation. They needed volunteers to inhabit the discovered planet. As a condition for funding the project...
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First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole
Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...
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Did ex-NASA CEO 'hide Moon's sudden magnetic field burst' from Pentagon?
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): NASA's former CEO Mike Griffin is a top suspect in a Pentagon probe about the Moon suddenly regaining its former ancient magnetic field. Griffin, 69, is believed to have locked down 'vital' space...
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Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper
Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...
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OMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal
Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax. It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached t...
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'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image
Space - (X-Files mess): An image of 1603 Gunpowder Plot villain Guy Fawkes has materialised in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer's imaging technology. NASA geeks were shocked and told reporters they'd been brought up to believe that "Fawkes' celes...
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Mars Rovers In Head-On Collision
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Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy
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Maytag Repairman to Repair Hubble Telescope
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
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Hubble Space Telescope Revamped under Direction of Bill O'Reilly
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Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew
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New-er Moon!
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NASA Announces GO BLUE Initiative
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