NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Is this Gary McKinnon's real Pa?

Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son.

The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an encrypted NASA computer thumb drive detailing Hawking's child support payments to birth mother Cherry Bush QC.

A sophisticated Sat-Nav tracking device then found Nozette passing the compiuter device to his Mossad handler.

This turned out to be Hadron Collider terrist Adlene Hicheur.

Hawking, Nozette and Hicheur had all been under surveillance after being paid $$$s by Zion Oil for the coordinates of a vast subterranean crude lake on the Moon.

A spokesperson for troubled oil trader Trafigura said today: "WFT??"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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