Funny story - "Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball

"Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball

After spending the summer in the garden, slightly rusty swingball set Leonardo Flumpski is feeling slightly sad. 'Yes. there I was' said Flumpski 'standing in the garden, waiting for someone to play with me, I mean people don't even need a partner…

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Funny story - Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame

Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame

While outwardly praising him for his positive attitude and generally excellent behavior, Matt and Jenna Smith of Bozeman, Montana, secretly think their 12-year-old son, Tyler, is super lame. "He never talks back, never makes fun of anyone, and I n...

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Funny story - Teletubbies under FBI investigation

Teletubbies under FBI investigation

Favourite show to kids and adults alike, the Teletubbies are currently under FBI investigation due to allegations of releasing national security information to terrorist organisations and underworld cultists.

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Funny story - Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

(AP) - Cambridge, MA: If a newly formed children's protective watchdog group has its way, famed McDonald's Hamburg icon "Ronald McDonald" should be charged with child abuse. According to the founder of "RoGo," Stephanie Hertzberg, 43, a health food s...

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Funny story - Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...

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Funny story - Football Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing

Football Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing

A major disturbance during a top football match sparked calls for improved security and policing if a repeat of the disgraceful scenes of violence was to be avoided. The incident happened way back in 1974, but I've only just remembered it. The...

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Funny story - Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution

Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution

Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...

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Funny story - Cool Kid still drinking in the same pub

Cool Kid still drinking in the same pub

Although it is now more than thirty years since you left school, and you only go back to your home town at Christmas, the cool kid is still drinking in the same pub. Shane Worthington, 47, once had the eyes of all of the girls, and some of the boy…

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Funny story - Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Funny story - A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...

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Funny story - Man Was Rudely Awakened By Pesky Kids

Man Was Rudely Awakened By Pesky Kids

A middle-aged man who, quite frankly, needed to sleep, was unceremoniously roused from his slumbers at an early hour this morning, by his children, who thought it was funny. The incident happened at just before 6am, when Moys Kenwood, who had no r...

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Funny story - Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

A man who was exhausted after keeping his two children occupied all day long with games and activities, decided to tell them a story at bedtime last night, to help them get to sleep more quickly, but left them disappointed when he fell asleep himself...

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Funny story - Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story - Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick

Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick

A man who visited a local playground with his wife and two children, yesterday afternoon, joined them in riding on the slide and the swings, but may have swung too zealously, and ended up feeling rather sick. Moys Kenwood, 57, clapped his hands an…

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Funny story - Court Trial: Child found guilty of eating chocolate biscuits before tea

Court Trial: Child found guilty of eating chocolate biscuits before tea

7 year old Johnny Parker has been found guilty of eating all the chocolate cookies before his tea at Nottingham Crown Court. The jury returned a unanimous verdict over the offensive confectionery consumption in Long Eaton on Friday, July 3. Par...

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Funny story - EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

An attempt by EastEnders producers to warn young people about the dangers of 'sex', was a success, says the BBC, with switchboards jammed and emails pouring in to its website.

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Funny story - Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?

Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?

Some House Democrats voted against the Infrastructure Bill because they felt the Bill should have provided childcare coverage. Listen up House members: Taxpayers were not in bed with the parents when parents decided to add a third child to their…

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Funny story - Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.

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Funny story - Man Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children

Man Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children

A man has revealed how he and his two children spent 'hours' indulging in the extremely satisfying activity of bursting the bubbles in a sheet of bubblewrap that had been used as protective covering on his daughter's new bike. Moys Kenwood, 56, an…

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