Grandad Teaches Grandkids Valuable Easter Lesson
Grandad Mike Okesflat has made it on to the BBC news for teaching his two grandchildren the meaning of Easter. The two children, 6 and 5, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, were encouraged to go on an Easter egg hunt in his back yard. The…
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Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse
(AP) - Cambridge, MA: If a newly formed children's protective watchdog group has its way, famed McDonald's Hamburg icon "Ronald McDonald" should be charged with child abuse. According to the founder of "RoGo," Stephanie Hertzberg, 43, a health food s...
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Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank
You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly. He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (an...
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Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys
Mattel, the US toymaker, has recalled billions of toys for the second time in two weeks, because traces of the food additive Monosodium glutamate (MSG) were found in them.
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…
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Teletubbies under FBI investigation
Favourite show to kids and adults alike, the Teletubbies are currently under FBI investigation due to allegations of releasing national security information to terrorist organisations and underworld cultists.
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Man attacked by pit bull toddler
US Navy's Newest Headache: Terror Infant-ry
Toy Shop Recalls Action Man Figures In 'War Crimes' Fiasco
Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida
Man Got Doll's Leg Back On
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President Repeals Child Labor Laws
Court Trial: Child found guilty of eating chocolate biscuits before tea
New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.
Fanatical Gun Association Wants 5 year Olds Trained - Untapped Market, Huge Potential Profits
Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame
Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his
Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
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Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future
Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...
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Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids
Washington D.C. - In a press conference held on the steps of Congress, Representatives for tobacco giant Philip Morris refuted claims that the new cigarette pacifier is aimed towards a younger market.
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Children demanding new names
Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...
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A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid
Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...
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New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America
The Sh-tty Parents Alliance of America, a watchdog group for parents who are only interested in keeping their kids alive until they're eighteen, has taken the bold step of releasing its recommended dietary guidelines for children. "The guidelines...
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Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?
Some House Democrats voted against the Infrastructure Bill because they felt the Bill should have provided childcare coverage. Listen up House members: Taxpayers were not in bed with the parents when parents decided to add a third child to their…
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Answer to drug abuse among youths found, Ban youth, not drugs.
Being young will be banned immediately for 12 months under new Home Office powers to halt the escalating use of drugs among young people. Tougher penalties will be brought in, with youths facing 14 years in prison and an unlimited fine if they are...
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Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!
The Indian government have decided to introduce new legislation pertaining to bringing up children by employing monkeys in nurseries, nationwide. After discovering a young girl who was raised by primates in the Uttar Pradesh jungle, a la Mowgli wi...
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Demi Lovato Responds To The Alleged Britney Spears Pass
HOLLYWOOD - X-Factor judge Demi Lovato has finally addressed the persistent rumor about an alleged pass that fellow judge Britney Spears made just after the show's finale. Lovato said that she was in her dressing room backstage when Britney walked...
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Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon
INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...
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Teletubbies under FBI investigation
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Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids
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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
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Mattel Recalls Billions Of Toys
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Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future
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Answer to drug abuse among youths found, Ban youth, not drugs.
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Children demanding new names
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Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
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Why Should Tax Payers Pay For Childcare?
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Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits
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Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil
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Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse
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New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America
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Demi Lovato Responds To The Alleged Britney Spears Pass
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Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank
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Monkeys are to be employed as parental guidance officers in India!
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A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid
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Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice
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Grandad Teaches Grandkids Valuable Easter Lesson
