Demi Lovato Responds To The Alleged Britney Spears Pass

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

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This backstage hallway leads to Demi Lovato's X-Factor dressing room.

HOLLYWOOD - X-Factor judge Demi Lovato has finally addressed the persistent rumor about an alleged pass that fellow judge Britney Spears made just after the show's finale.

Lovato said that she was in her dressing room backstage when Britney walked in on her as she was coming out of her shower.

Demi said that Britney's eyes got as big as Katy Perry's as she gave her an up and down look that Demi says she has only ever received from guys.

Lovato said that she was so uncomfortable that she quickly grabbed three bags of family Tostitos and covered up her three intimate parts.

Spears giggled and said that she wanted some Tostitos. Demi told her to go to Simon Cowell's dressing room and ask him for some.

Demi said that Britney winked at her and told her that if she was a boy instead of the extremely talented blonde singer that she is she would be on her like a throw rug on a wooden floor.

Spears winked again, turned, and left.

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